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Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag

It seems like you can’t go anywhere these days without being completely surrounded by douchebags. Society’s douchiness level has gotten so bad that sometimes it’s hard to tell if you’ve become a douchebag without even realizing it.  That’s why we’ve created this flowchart to help you determine if you are a douchebag.
 

13 Responses to "Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag"

  1. Shane says:

    Brag about banging my mom? No, she wasn’t that great. I do brag about banging YOUR mom though. She’s fantastic.

  2. bob says:

    do you write “First” in the comment section when in fact you are second? —> Major douchebag!

  3. Shane says:

    I was already a douchebag because I have a tan and I don’t live in SoCal or SoFlo. I was in Cuba with 7 beautiful women (my mom, two sisters, and four nieces) FML

  4. Shane says:

    Do you write “First” in the comment section of Internet articles? —> You’re a douchebag.

    Dammit…

  5. Notso Douchey says:

    Do you brag about banging your Mom and sisters in Cuba? YTes? –> You are a douchebag.

  6. Phone Lookup says:

    I was kind of hoping.

  7. mikes says:

    So as long as you don’t refer to yourself in third person, but live in either Southern Cal or Fla, have or don’t have a tan, wear sunglasses indoors, and wear a bluetooth ear piece, you’re probably not a douchebag? I call this flowchart a well-intentioned fail. There’s humor to it, but too many “outs”. Now if you offer genuine constructive criticism on a Holy Taco piece in the comments section, you’re probably a douche

  8. Joe says:

    Joe says you are all douches.

  9. assfinger says:

    I shit more tallent than all this cat poop!

  10. office jerk says:

    in other news: the London 2012 olympics logo looks like lisa simpson giving bart head.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/2012-olympics-logo-lisa-simpson-giving-bart-head-4t5

  11. bob says:

    First? Yes. You are a douchebag!

  12. ryan says:

    HAHA I love how right off the bat, if you have an Ed Hardy T-Shirt, you are a douchebag. So true.

  13. Kegan says:

    hahahah do you refer to youself in first person? yes, he does…

    http://www.collegecountryclub.com


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