It's Holiday Season again, and with all the options out there these days, it can be difficult to determine which holiday you should celebrate. Luckily, flowcharts are an excellent tool for making decisions like this. In the past, we've used flowcharts to determine what religion to follow, if you're going to get laid, and what your nickname should be. Today, we've created a flowchart to help you determine what winter holiday you should celebrate:
Stupidest holiday is Christmas. Let's go worship some knocked up biatch who lied about being a virgin. Then lets go worship some big fat white guy in red who crawls down chimneys. if he was black you'd probably call the cops.
Best thing of the season is telling kids that santa isn't real. or tell them that santa died. the look on their face is priceless. call me a grinch but it's the best thing of the season. funny is when they cry about it. love it
what the heck is wrong with you. so sorry to hear how angry you are. You are missing so much in this life, so many wonderful things that God has provided for you. I pray you someday soon are able to loose that cloak of doom and gloom and are able to experience the most wonderful thing in this life, love and peace.
Just so you know, you are totally wrong!
Chanukah is a religious holiday celebrating the re-dedication of the Second Temple.
Don't speak from ignorance!
Christmas(these days)is considerably more secular!!!
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Why isn't Winter Solstice an option?!?! I think you could have added some funny stuff if you included it. Otherwise, I love this- who knew that Kwanza would be the holiday of choice for a midwestern white chic!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 9th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Festivus it is.
December 10th, 2009 at 03:26 am
technically no... the pole should be galvanised steel and not aluminium
December 10th, 2009 at 03:28 am
scratch that... Wikipedia says it's aluminium. I stand corrected
December 11th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
Stupidest holiday is Christmas. Let's go worship some knocked up biatch who lied about being a virgin. Then lets go worship some big fat white guy in red who crawls down chimneys. if he was black you'd probably call the cops.
Best thing of the season is telling kids that santa isn't real. or tell them that santa died. the look on their face is priceless. call me a grinch but it's the best thing of the season. funny is when they cry about it. love it
December 13th, 2009 at 08:44 am
what the heck is wrong with you. so sorry to hear how angry you are. You are missing so much in this life, so many wonderful things that God has provided for you. I pray you someday soon are able to loose that cloak of doom and gloom and are able to experience the most wonderful thing in this life, love and peace.
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you!
December 9th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Ha funny! Love the Seinfeld reference!
December 10th, 2009 at 10:56 am
It's not a holiday without the grieving of differences.
December 9th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
Celebrate Christmas like a chump = http://www.bit.ly/4IPtNC
December 9th, 2009 at 03:17 pm
Holy smokes man, thats amazing. dude.
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December 9th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
I think this chart is not 100% correct,for example in Hungary, Christmas is two days (+Christmas Eve) celebration. I think it counts as multiple days.
December 9th, 2009 at 04:36 pm
Just so you know Hanukkah has no religious significance, it's a festival.
December 15th, 2009 at 01:14 am
Just so you know, you are totally wrong!
Chanukah is a religious holiday celebrating the re-dedication of the Second Temple.
Don't speak from ignorance!
Christmas(these days)is considerably more secular!!!
December 10th, 2009 at 05:51 am
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December 10th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Dude this is awesome... Soo true on every aspect.
December 10th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
Festivus for the rest of us!
December 11th, 2009 at 07:35 am
Why isn't Winter Solstice an option?!?! I think you could have added some funny stuff if you included it. Otherwise, I love this- who knew that Kwanza would be the holiday of choice for a midwestern white chic!
December 27th, 2009 at 09:16 am
A belated "Happy Festivus!" to all!
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