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A Flowchart to Determine Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Movie

The Summer of 2009 is jam-packed with blockbuster movies.  With huge movies like Transformers, Up, and Star Trek all competing for the best Summer Blockbuster of the year, it can be really difficult to figure out which movie you liked the best.  With that in mind, we’ve created this helpful flowchart to help you figure out what your favorite Summer ’09 Blockbuster will be:

11 Responses to "A Flowchart to Determine Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Movie"

  1. Ookla the Mok says:

    This flowchart is solid.

    Perhaps a substitute for the very accurate charge of racism on Transformers could have been something like:

    Do you lick slices of baloney and stick them to the wall?

    or maybe:

    Do you watch TV with your mouth wide open?

  2. philosopher says:

    The Transformers movie was not racist!

  3. pratik says:

    I’m just wondering what the deal was with them showing Robot Heaven. So weird.

  4. KILLER5 says:


  5. philosopher says:

    I’m not really sure that was Robot Heaven, I think the robot’s minds were imprinted into the Matrix or something, and Sam’s death-like state brought his mental activity low enough, to the point where they were able to communicate

  6. YourMom says:



  7. Ookla the Mok says:

    Calm down … You sound like a shrieky fan-boi who weeps at the sound of someone pointing out how shitty everything Transformers is. Film yourself defending Transformers and post it on youtube.

  8. philosopher says:

    Look, if you hate the Transformers movie, keep it to yourself. No one wants to listen to bitching like a whiny little cunt.

  9. philosopher says:

    damn it, Transformers is NOT racist

  10. The Real Optimus Prime says:

    You’re right, it’s just stupid.

  11. John says:

    Ok. We get it. You are a fan boy, and suck Transformers real hard. Now shut up.