When you're out on a date, it's hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to have sex at the end of your date:
yo everyone who posted a reply i will fuck you all up in a fight stfu see me bitches ill fucking fight u all n fuck u all up sub/ko u name it fucking email me at mlgchamp302@aim.com il fuck you all up u dicknose tighttwat cumstained pussy bitches fucking see me "I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. you bitches is a conqueror? No! your no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense isimpregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!
are you tring to reasurte your man hood through nonseniscal threats that are being deliverd in such a way if no one contacts you you win and if somone does you still think youve one because then you simply harrase them. if you want to get in more fights try fightning a large hispanic family the fighting will never end.
Hi..!!! My name is Edna Lopez Kidd , I like to chat and LOVE hooking up after our chat. Call me any time 405-604-1277.
You will be pleased to know I am a slutty whore.
Also,my boyfriend uses a bigger dildo in his
Ass than the one he uses in my nasty
little tar pit
Yep ! ! ! ! Tru Dat . I tapt bofe day lil tar pits ...He du takes 1 biga den shes....But at leeeest he suk it clean 4 u win u dun...I wood re-cum-end dem.
Actually, Dan doesn't pick up the win. The word you were looking for was, "you're," a contraction of, "you are." "Your," indicates possession. Thanks for playing!
Are you philosopher? ---> YES ---> you will spend tonight like you spend every other night: posting completely unnecessary comments on Holy Taco that aren't even the slightest bit funny.
or does it, o how profound i feel enlightened o god brain orgasim...fomaing at mouth.twitch twitch losgin control oof fine moter skilzlifjslfbjvbkbsjbvgkfhmsnmg ,ahv,bcxj,mn
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August 6th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I had sex once.
August 6th, 2009 at 04:07 pm
ur hand doesent count dumb ass
August 6th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
Your* doesn't* dumbass.*
August 6th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
Roasted.
August 6th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
Lulz.
August 6th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
yeah, with hangela
August 6th, 2009 at 09:39 pm
more like palmela handerson
August 7th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Yeahh.. more like sex with Merry Palmer and her 5 sisters.
August 10th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
God, I hate the internet.
August 10th, 2009 at 05:17 pm
... says the guy on the Internet
August 11th, 2009 at 04:32 am
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
August 13th, 2009 at 08:43 pm
I wish the replies still went further to the right.
Oops, sorry, I fucked up your combo-breaker. Shit.
August 15th, 2009 at 07:42 pm
Holy shit? Someone else still plays Killer Instinct?
August 20th, 2009 at 12:44 am
i'm going to make a lot of money, once a write a programme that lets u stab people over the internet
August 20th, 2009 at 01:25 am
You mean like warcraft??
September 18th, 2009 at 09:07 pm
yo everyone who posted a reply i will fuck you all up in a fight stfu see me bitches ill fucking fight u all n fuck u all up sub/ko u name it fucking email me at mlgchamp302@aim.com il fuck you all up u dicknose tighttwat cumstained pussy bitches fucking see me "I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. you bitches is a conqueror? No! your no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense isimpregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!
September 19th, 2009 at 06:13 am
Your a dumb fucking nigger 'wtf???'
September 24th, 2009 at 03:17 am
are you tring to reasurte your man hood through nonseniscal threats that are being deliverd in such a way if no one contacts you you win and if somone does you still think youve one because then you simply harrase them. if you want to get in more fights try fightning a large hispanic family the fighting will never end.
September 26th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
Hi I'm Cherry please call me at 780 240-5926, I love to chat!!
And I love to fuck, but I'm not a whore....
November 20th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
With Rosy Palm and her five sisters...
regardless of what colour you are
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
Cherry's area code is 780... Edmonton, Alberta. Fat old canadian pussy ya right
November 28th, 2009 at 09:42 am
Holy shit!!!!! How old are you people?!?!?! 12!!!!! Act your fucking age already you immature twits.
December 26th, 2009 at 05:58 am
Hi..!!! My name is Edna Lopez Kidd , I like to chat and LOVE hooking up after our chat. Call me any time 405-604-1277.
You will be pleased to know I am a slutty whore.
Also,my boyfriend uses a bigger dildo in his
Ass than the one he uses in my nasty
little tar pit
December 26th, 2009 at 06:08 am
Yep ! ! ! ! Tru Dat . I tapt bofe day lil tar pits ...He du takes 1 biga den shes....But at leeeest he suk it clean 4 u win u dun...I wood re-cum-end dem.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:23 am
This was fucking excellent.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Nice pseudonym.
August 8th, 2009 at 07:34 pm
Actually, it's a pun.
August 10th, 2009 at 09:29 am
actually its a pseudonym. changing rhyme words doesn't make it a pun.
August 10th, 2009 at 09:32 am
Actually your both idiots. Enjoy your gay life together, gaylords.
August 10th, 2009 at 10:01 am
aaannnnd DAN picks up the win
August 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
It is a paraphrasing for comic effect.
October 29th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
Actually, Dan doesn't pick up the win. The word you were looking for was, "you're," a contraction of, "you are." "Your," indicates possession. Thanks for playing!
August 6th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Are you philosopher? ---> YES ---> you will spend tonight like you spend every other night: posting completely unnecessary comments on Holy Taco that aren't even the slightest bit funny.
August 11th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
That doesn't make you a philosopher.
September 24th, 2009 at 03:21 am
or does it, o how profound i feel enlightened o god brain orgasim...fomaing at mouth.twitch twitch losgin control oof fine moter skilzlifjslfbjvbkbsjbvgkfhmsnmg ,ahv,bcxj,mn
August 6th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
HOLYTACO is on DIGG.COM with this...Congrats HT.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Oh holly intelligent mind you certainly work hard and done amazing research.......great
August 7th, 2009 at 06:00 am
Hahaha!
August 6th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
whoever wrote this has no idea how to spell
August 6th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
What are you talking about?
Everything in the chart is spelt correctly.
August 6th, 2009 at 03:33 pm
He means: how to spell her into bed.
August 11th, 2009 at 03:37 pm
Since when are you Edward Cullen??
August 11th, 2009 at 08:56 pm
*Whomever
September 12th, 2009 at 04:14 pm
edward cullen?
doesnt he fuck men?
October 6th, 2009 at 09:12 am
it's the subject not the object, it's *whoever
December 10th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I see a bunch of stupid bloggers that have nothing better to do with theire time but talk shit.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
my girlfriend is in a coma, I'm definitely having sex tonight
August 6th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
that is sick but also very funny
August 10th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
i see a repeat of kill bill vol. 1 happening.
(no hickies, no punchin')
August 11th, 2009 at 04:46 am
I see a troll posting another attention seeking comment.
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