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nerdrage! nice one made me LOL
These comments are more hilarious then the flowchart.
This one time I had sex but it was with a rabbit.
I broke its neck eventually.
=(
Simpsons did it.
Haha, good 1, but i get laid just about every night, i have 4 dating sites with 63 woman in my networks, i receive at least 10-15 emails a night asking for sex. The key is to have portfolio of dating sites and different minded ladies, its cheaper and easier than wasting money at time and clubs.
Check out http://adultdatingsitesonline.com and pick a few dating sites that suits you. They Also have Sex Enhancer that you will need, Hustler, Penthouse, Adult cartoons and comics.
*IF* you wake up.
Heloo how r u?
Date rape is so funny! Hahaha!
it depends if she is married to you
They should also add a line that says Married? Yes will point to You are not having sex tonight.
Well unless you wanna drag her…if she can stand up more than likely she won’t puke on you, and will atleast be able to make it to the bathroom.
No no no its not rape, its planned. And if your drunk be careful it could be a nasty sight when you wake up.
Why does she still have to be able to stand up??
Reminds me of the ninjas and pirates for some reason…
http://unknownninjas.blogspot.com/
dood, that is so gay *PUKING*
heloo how r u.
I laughed because this is so true.
Well, we haven’t figured out how to send you real ones, so the virtual ones will have to do!
to ^: you mean like you?
What if *I’m* drunk? That’s gotta even things out.
The comedy value comes from the fact that so many of you losers actually live like this.
Also, watching this short film called “Hide the Salami” might help answer your questions as well:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/172
If she’s drunk, it’s rape.
awsome love that. should also put if your pasty white your not getting laid. probly tired of pale people by now
You forgot to accomodate the manwhores amongst you.
Is it a gay date –> All paths lead to sex
It’s good and bad
…use your own “pointer!”
it’s not gay to have lesbian scissor sex with another man
where is the branch that covers rohypnol ? LOL – just joking girls – ow ow ow – stop sending me virtual whacks on the head
you whip it out , and if she declines you tell her to get the fuck out of the Winnebago
The whole flow chart boils down to getting her drunk on any type of date will lead to sex
does final question mean that she is having drunk so I can rape?
If you read this, you are a dick.
Hi ‘dick’.
if she cant stand up, you just leave her there
far out
agreed
Who the fuck cares?
It is a paraphrasing for comic effect.
aaannnnd DAN picks up the win
Actually your both idiots. Enjoy your gay life together, gaylords.
Actually, it’s a pun.
Nice pseudonym.
This was fucking excellent.
actually its a pseudonym. changing rhyme words doesn’t make it a pun.
Actually, Dan doesn’t pick up the win. The word you were looking for was, “you’re,” a contraction of, “you are.” “Your,” indicates possession. Thanks for playing!
no one wins on the internet, passive aggressive spellchecking dick.
Sheep care.
Holy shit? Someone else still plays Killer Instinct?
I wish the replies still went further to the right.
Oops, sorry, I fucked up your combo-breaker. Shit.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
… says the guy on the Internet
Lulz.
Yeahh.. more like sex with Merry Palmer and her 5 sisters.
more like palmela handerson
yeah, with hangela
Roasted.
Your* doesn’t* dumbass.*
ur hand doesent count dumb ass
I had sex once.
God, I hate the internet.
You mean like warcraft??
i’m going to make a lot of money, once a write a programme that lets u stab people over the internet
yo everyone who posted a reply i will fuck you all up in a fight stfu see me bitches ill fucking fight u all n fuck u all up sub/ko u name it fucking email me at mlgchamp302@aim.com il fuck you all up u dicknose tighttwat cumstained pussy bitches fucking see me “I was gonna rip his heart out. I’m the best ever. I’m the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. you bitches is a conqueror? No! your no Alexander! I’m Alexander! I’m the best ever. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s never been anyone like me. I’m from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense isimpregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!
Your a dumb fucking nigger ‘wtf???’
are you tring to reasurte your man hood through nonseniscal threats that are being deliverd in such a way if no one contacts you you win and if somone does you still think youve one because then you simply harrase them. if you want to get in more fights try fightning a large hispanic family the fighting will never end.
Hi I’m Cherry please call me at 780 240-5926, I love to chat!!
And I love to fuck, but I’m not a whore….
With Rosy Palm and her five sisters…
regardless of what colour you are
Cherry’s area code is 780… Edmonton, Alberta. Fat old canadian pussy ya right
Holy shit!!!!! How old are you people?!?!?! 12!!!!! Act your fucking age already you immature twits.
Hi..!!! My name is Edna Lopez Kidd , I like to chat and LOVE hooking up after our chat. Call me any time 405-604-1277.
You will be pleased to know I am a slutty whore.
Also,my boyfriend uses a bigger dildo in his
Ass than the one he uses in my nasty
little tar pit
Yep ! ! ! ! Tru Dat . I tapt bofe day lil tar pits …He du takes 1 biga den shes….But at leeeest he suk it clean 4 u win u dun…I wood re-cum-end dem.
there needs to be one more question on the list, cuz if your going on a date with mad mike’s mother then it will for sure end in a genital jamboree.
cuz shes a sperm bucket
and a cum dumpster
add additional whore references here !
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aww my arrow didnt show up, how gay like mad mike
That doesn’t make you a philosopher.
Are you philosopher? —> YES —> you will spend tonight like you spend every other night: posting completely unnecessary comments on Holy Taco that aren’t even the slightest bit funny.
or does it, o how profound i feel enlightened o god brain orgasim…fomaing at mouth.twitch twitch losgin control oof fine moter skilzlifjslfbjvbkbsjbvgkfhmsnmg ,ahv,bcxj,mn
*Whomever
Since when are you Edward Cullen??
What are you talking about?
Everything in the chart is spelt correctly.
He means: how to spell her into bed.
whoever wrote this has no idea how to spell
edward cullen?
doesnt he fuck men?
it’s the subject not the object, it’s *whoever
I see a bunch of stupid bloggers that have nothing better to do with theire time but talk shit.
Who the fuck are you to be question us, The Holy Taco Blogging personnel. You posted too, dumbass.
Good-job guys. Keep enlightening my late nights with random shit that may or may not be funny. Keep up the good work!
I see a troll posting another attention seeking comment.
i see a repeat of kill bill vol. 1 happening.
(no hickies, no punchin’)
my girlfriend is in a coma, I’m definitely having sex tonight
that is sick but also very funny
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, it’s really serious. . . .
Angus FTW!!
Holy Taco dude that is totally iNSANE!
RT
http://www.anon-web-tools.net.tc
There should be a box somewhere in there that says “are you consulting this flowchart during the date?” If so, you are not having sex tonight.
Hahaha!
Oh holly intelligent mind you certainly work hard and done amazing research…….great
Awesome!
HOLYTACO is on DIGG.COM with this…Congrats HT.
once again another flow chart. I like it nice and looks good should we take this chart with us on the first date so we have a step by step instructions on how to know if we will score or not. nice post i like this chart the best of them all. http://www.rainbowofluv.com
I would say as long as it is safe sex it is probably alright
http://bit.ly/39wKrs – Yes even on a first date!
LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!
Hum basically this means No one could ever get any sex!! nice one
http://www.thepadrino.com
I had sex with a guy who I got to know the other day on the day we met.. he bought me a bottle of champaine while I went to the bathroom saying it was the same price as buying a glass wine.
Had a great time, and had a sex. It was just an affair but he is into me now, although i think it’s not going to last for a long..
But really, buying chanpaine works, try is you doubt it!
waaahhhhhhh
this is so ehwwwwwwww
ang pangit nyong lahat
this is not good!!
this is really bad habit!!!!
!!! oh my GOD!!!
cool.
hahaha
If i have a partner i will have sex!I damn care what the flowchart says!
Top Ten Mens Sex Secrets. — http://bit.ly/Top-10-men-secrets
One piece in the chart is missing:
Did you hook up through realhornymatches.com?
Did you vote YES or NO about us being REAL horny matches?
What is the software used to make this flowchart?
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am spreading the world’s most versatile word of the English tongue
-Is she drunk?
-No
-Buy her a drink
…-Is she drunk?
-No
-Buy her a drink
anybody else notice that part? it repeats. ah i love whoever thought of this chart….
oh and most everybody who commented is an idiot so i win.
ha.
this is sexist as shit. You do know that women have brains, right?
no? you are obviously a douchebag.
yes? you are definitely fourteen.
women will have sex with you if they want to. trying to manipulate someone into doing it is just pathetic.
Ahh but manipulation is the name of the game and women take it to a far more extreme level than most men do. And brains go right out the window when I good looking dude comes into the equation. Whats pathetic is people who think their above all that actually turn out to be the worst. “personally I think its an excuse for not getting any” So dust the crumbs off your moo moo and go get manipulated.
fuckers I didnt get laid on prom,but banged some chick who was stalkin me a day after….
the prom part is a lie!
My boyfriend went to a party with a bunch of jerk-off guys! NO SEX that night.
HAhahahaha, i agree with this flowchart
i believe that my favourit part of the taco is all of your brilliant responses to one another