Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it's very confusing, there's a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can't get through it. There are a few key factors to take into consideration before getting divorced, though, and with that in mind, we decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if now is a good time to begin your divorce proceedings.
Now let me set something straight, I am not a fan of violence however I would rather see two meatheads just take out their testosterone and AXE body spray induced aggression on each other rather than drawing out an endless war of words via Facebook or Twitter. I think I speak for everyone when I say that tweeting “I’m going 2 kick ur @$$” is not really scaring the pants off anybody. Check out the rest of this at...
This has got to be the worst attempt at a humorous flowchart in recent days.
1) It contains proofreading/spelling errors
2) Some logic paths/trees are abandoned and/or not provided
3) It's filled with yawn-worthy, been-there-done-that marriage jokes that are as old as the hills.
How did this thing get voted up on DIGG? is everyone suddenly a frat boy?
So if someone started a joke by saying "A Horse walked into a bar..." you guys would all get uppitty about health regulations and zoning laws and the logic of a horse wanting to walk into a bar in the first place! HA HA HA! thats better than the joke!
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August 17th, 2009 at 11:47 am
only the world's greediest and bitchiest ex-wife, would try to get your kids to hate you. if thats the case, just hate them all more
August 17th, 2009 at 03:59 pm
Just hate your kids back if they hate you? Of all the inane, fucking stupid shit you've posted, that has to be in the top 20%.
Fortunately for society, this won't be an issue for you, since you repulse all women and your balls are incapable of producing sperm anyway.
August 18th, 2009 at 12:03 am
yeah, pretty much = http://xrl.us/revengeisadish
August 17th, 2009 at 11:53 am
This is an awesome post.
Now let me set something straight, I am not a fan of violence however I would rather see two meatheads just take out their testosterone and AXE body spray induced aggression on each other rather than drawing out an endless war of words via Facebook or Twitter. I think I speak for everyone when I say that tweeting “I’m going 2 kick ur @$$” is not really scaring the pants off anybody. Check out the rest of this at...
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=3635#more-3635
August 17th, 2009 at 08:51 pm
it's prenup
August 17th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Awesome and LOL if I do say so myself
August 17th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
This has got to be the worst attempt at a humorous flowchart in recent days.
1) It contains proofreading/spelling errors
2) Some logic paths/trees are abandoned and/or not provided
3) It's filled with yawn-worthy, been-there-done-that marriage jokes that are as old as the hills.
How did this thing get voted up on DIGG? is everyone suddenly a frat boy?
August 18th, 2009 at 09:01 pm
I'd tell you to take the stick out of your ass, but God knows how many gerbils, flashlights, dildos and beer bottles would fall out.
August 17th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
that post was full of douche
August 18th, 2009 at 05:50 am
It's pre-nup, as in pre-nuptial.
August 18th, 2009 at 06:55 am
Kids under 18 and no mention of child support? Worst flow chart ever, get an actual divorcee to write one next time.
August 18th, 2009 at 08:05 am
This sucks...
If you asked me, if you have someone else to have sex with, and its not a hooker.... shouldn't you be getting a divorce?
this flow chart is just wrong.
August 18th, 2009 at 09:27 am
but if it's a hooker, stay married. because sex with hookers doesn't count. right? RIGHT?!?! ;)
September 9th, 2009 at 02:12 am
So if someone started a joke by saying "A Horse walked into a bar..." you guys would all get uppitty about health regulations and zoning laws and the logic of a horse wanting to walk into a bar in the first place! HA HA HA! thats better than the joke!
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