Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it’s very confusing, there’s a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t get through it. There are a few key factors to take into consideration before getting divorced, though, and with that in mind, we decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if now is a good time to begin your divorce proceedings.
So if someone started a joke by saying “A Horse walked into a bar…” you guys would all get uppitty about health regulations and zoning laws and the logic of a horse wanting to walk into a bar in the first place! HA HA HA! thats better than the joke!
I’d tell you to take the stick out of your ass, but God knows how many gerbils, flashlights, dildos and beer bottles would fall out.
This has got to be the worst attempt at a humorous flowchart in recent days.
1) It contains proofreading/spelling errors
2) Some logic paths/trees are abandoned and/or not provided
3) It’s filled with yawn-worthy, been-there-done-that marriage jokes that are as old as the hills.
How did this thing get voted up on DIGG? is everyone suddenly a frat boy?
Yes, actually, almost everyone who views this site is a frat boy or within that age range. Thanks for noticing. Someone as intelligent and sophisticated as yourself should not be at a site like this. Go to a grown up site for people your age; try npr.org. Maybe they will have new jokes, for your highness, that you haven’t heard yet, in all of your long years.
Yes, actually, almost everyone who views this site is a frat boy or within that age range. Thanks for noticing. Someone as intelligent and sophisticated as yourself should not be at a site like this. Go to a grown up site for people your age; try npr.org. Maybe they will have new jokes that you haven’t heard yet, in all of your long years.
This sucks…
If you asked me, if you have someone else to have sex with, and its not a hooker…. shouldn’t you be getting a divorce?
this flow chart is just wrong.
but if it’s a hooker, stay married. because sex with hookers doesn’t count. right? RIGHT?!?!
Kids under 18 and no mention of child support? Worst flow chart ever, get an actual divorcee to write one next time.
It’s pre-nup, as in pre-nuptial.
that post was full of douche
yeah, pretty much = http://xrl.us/revengeisadish
Just hate your kids back if they hate you? Of all the inane, fucking stupid shit you’ve posted, that has to be in the top 20%.
Fortunately for society, this won’t be an issue for you, since you repulse all women and your balls are incapable of producing sperm anyway.
only the world’s greediest and bitchiest ex-wife, would try to get your kids to hate you. if thats the case, just hate them all more
Awesome and LOL if I do say so myself
it’s prenup
This is an awesome post.
Now let me set something straight, I am not a fan of violence however I would rather see two meatheads just take out their testosterone and AXE body spray induced aggression on each other rather than drawing out an endless war of words via Facebook or Twitter. I think I speak for everyone when I say that tweeting “I’m going 2 kick ur @$$ is not really scaring the pants off anybody. Check out the rest of this at…
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=3635#more-3635