Losing your virginity can be a really confusing time in your life. In the interest of helping you, the reader, we decided to create a flow chart that explains the many ways it can go down.
If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise? club penguin
Wait a minute. If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise?
I can only wonder who it was that thought up all these different scenarios and how they intertwine.
Because having date rape and an uncle paying for your hooker as alternatives to getting laid for real means all kinds of dark things I don't care to think about.
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June 16th, 2009 at 02:34 am
If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise?
club penguin
March 18th, 2009 at 01:01 pm
lol it looks like a board game.
"Crap, I rolled a 6 and land on masturbate!"
March 15th, 2009 at 07:12 pm
i understand it . Very funny and true ha ha ha
December 8th, 2008 at 09:45 pm
This site is fucking hilarious!!!
December 5th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
Wait a minute. If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise?
May 27th, 2009 at 06:16 am
what's a "sekrit?" Is that like a secret, only more gay?
December 5th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
Oh, is "Super Creepy Sex" hipster slang for rape?
December 5th, 2008 at 05:08 am
Shxt...I ended up in "Masturbate"!!!
December 4th, 2008 at 03:10 pm
that is fricken halarious. Priceless, lol.
December 4th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Oh, crap!
December 4th, 2008 at 08:04 am
What happens if you have no chloroform? Help a brother out!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 04:36 pm
what, i don't get it
December 3rd, 2008 at 03:35 pm
Is it prom night? should have been the first question
December 3rd, 2008 at 02:16 pm
This is funny!
December 6th, 2008 at 08:02 am
um you are pretty much a retard...its a joke buddy. Go masturbate more.
December 4th, 2008 at 03:51 pm
Really? No is up.
December 3rd, 2008 at 01:25 pm
So "other Justin" is the least likely of the three to be in an interview with Chris Hansen.
Keep that in mind next time you guys go to a Playboy Mansion party or interview Jesse James on a roller coaster or something.
(Anything is fair game at the next rock-paper-scissors championship event though)
December 3rd, 2008 at 01:10 pm
December 3rd, 2008 at 01:05 pm
I can only wonder who it was that thought up all these different scenarios and how they intertwine.
Because having date rape and an uncle paying for your hooker as alternatives to getting laid for real means all kinds of dark things I don't care to think about.