Losing your virginity can be a really confusing time in your life. In the interest of helping you, the reader, we decided to create a flow chart that explains the many ways it can go down.
I can only wonder who it was that thought up all these different scenarios and how they intertwine.
Because having date rape and an uncle paying for your hooker as alternatives to getting laid for real means all kinds of dark things I don't care to think about.
Naaaah, Are you male or female? should have been the first question. Not every virgin is a straight guy who still lives with his parents.
Heck, some virgins are 25-year-old straight women who don't still live with their parents and who are unlucky in dating instead of waiting until marriage.
Wait a minute. If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise?
If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise?
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December 3rd, 2008 at 01:05 pm
I can only wonder who it was that thought up all these different scenarios and how they intertwine.
Because having date rape and an uncle paying for your hooker as alternatives to getting laid for real means all kinds of dark things I don't care to think about.
December 3rd, 2008 at 01:10 pm
December 3rd, 2008 at 01:25 pm
So "other Justin" is the least likely of the three to be in an interview with Chris Hansen.
Keep that in mind next time you guys go to a Playboy Mansion party or interview Jesse James on a roller coaster or something.
(Anything is fair game at the next rock-paper-scissors championship event though)
December 4th, 2008 at 03:51 pm
Really? No is up.
December 6th, 2008 at 08:02 am
um you are pretty much a retard...its a joke buddy. Go masturbate more.
December 3rd, 2008 at 02:16 pm
This is funny!
December 3rd, 2008 at 03:35 pm
Is it prom night? should have been the first question
August 19th, 2009 at 06:23 pm
Naaaah, Are you male or female? should have been the first question. Not every virgin is a straight guy who still lives with his parents.
Heck, some virgins are 25-year-old straight women who don't still live with their parents and who are unlucky in dating instead of waiting until marriage.
December 3rd, 2008 at 04:36 pm
what, i don't get it
December 4th, 2008 at 08:04 am
What happens if you have no chloroform? Help a brother out!!
December 4th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Oh, crap!
December 4th, 2008 at 03:10 pm
that is fricken halarious. Priceless, lol.
December 5th, 2008 at 05:08 am
Shxt...I ended up in "Masturbate"!!!
December 5th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
Oh, is "Super Creepy Sex" hipster slang for rape?
December 5th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
Wait a minute. If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise?
May 27th, 2009 at 06:16 am
what's a "sekrit?" Is that like a secret, only more gay?
December 8th, 2008 at 09:45 pm
This site is fucking hilarious!!!
March 15th, 2009 at 07:12 pm
i understand it . Very funny and true ha ha ha
March 18th, 2009 at 01:01 pm
lol it looks like a board game.
"Crap, I rolled a 6 and land on masturbate!"
June 16th, 2009 at 02:34 am
If she's "willing to have sex with you," why do you still need chloroform or booze? Is there some deep dark sekrit that will cause her to run screaming when you take your pants off otherwise?
club penguin
August 29th, 2009 at 11:37 am
%90 of the people who read this chart, virgin or otherwise, follow this path:
no, no, masturbate
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