Flowcharts are a great way to explain a process, but most of the time they're used to explain boring things that nobody cares about. So we decided that we would use a flowchart to explain something useful, like how to lie to your girlfriend.
I not only pwned my girlfriend's best friend, but I pwned my girlfriend in ensuing argument. Thx to "I don't know what you're talking about" (tm) I will be pwning her for many arguments to come! Thx "A Flowchart for Lying to Your Girlfriend"!!!! (tm)
How to be the perfect girlfriend: With just a few simple tips, you can be the perfect girlfriend - making him want to be the perfect boyfriend. Learn how to do all you need to, to be come the perfect girlfriend and look after your little caveman.
uhm, just for any guys who even consider taking this serious, when you come out of nowhere and say we look nice and we know we dont, we know your lying, and this doesnt work. if you bring up sht we did in the past to make us stop asking questions, we know you're lying. in fact, everything on this chart is exactly the behavior girlfriens look for when they think you might be lying. so this is not a good chart to follow
SOOOO TRUE!!!!
I do think it was meant to be funny because any guy who really knows, knows being honest and admitting your f-up will get you out of trouble a lot quicker. Women just have a natural tallent for lie detection. My mother could just look at me, without my saying a word, and know I did something I wasn't supposed to.
The processes on the flowchart will cover up a many lies, I know from experience. If my ex knew half of what really went down, that crazy broad would've killed me. Literally.
I had 2 long relationships going on at the same time, while fooling around with some other girls, and what saves you in any argument is having friends that have your back no matter what. Always have a good friend of the opposite sex that your girlfriend doesn't find her as a threat. and then say that you were with her doing manly stuff cuz she likes manly stuff and that will save you all the time. you can say everything you did just changing who it was with.
Works like a charm.
the "I don't know what you are talking about" always the weak answer.
look, all you gotta say when she asks where were you? "nowhere", what were you doing? "nothing" what u mean nothing? " i mean nothing, y r u so suspicious of me? do i ask u a million questions when u go out?" and then u go upto her give her a kiss and say come on lets go for a walk or lets go eat out somewhere....works like a charm n then u get ass later on, ass before bed is so good!!!
This is just the most ridiculous crap I've ever seen. A flow chart for lying. I know in one second when i have been lied to so sorry who ever made this flowchart up, I'm thinking this flow chart is for the young trying to learn. Well little boys you will learn woman do have an natural instinct and sorry to break it too you even if you say one of them most stupid lines, the girl still knows. AND don't forget about KARMA that is much better than this childish little cart you got going on here, what goes around comes around boys. STUPID.
just when i was thinking "what could possibly make this chart funnier" it hit me-the thought that a deluded bloody feminist saw it and was really offended!!
Haha, I'm a girl and I'm laughing at the girls on here getting all pissed off at the chart. It's a damn joke. Any intelligent man knows better than to follow this chart in real life--unless he's just asking for it from his girl. It's just for laughs. Maybe if you knew when to take a joke, you wouldn't even have to worry about your man lying. Men lie for many reasons--and sometimes--it's just you. I'm not taking the man's side don't get me wrong. I believe in respect and honesty with my bf but damn --Stop blaming it ALL on men.
Actually if you read most of the comments above (especially the one before someone posted "that's fucking awful") you'll see that some guys are actually diggin' the flow chart for darker reasons other than it just being humorous & wrong.
And you aren't just taking the man's side... you're blindly taking the bullet for the wrong men.
"Men lie for many reasons--and sometimes--it's just you."
har, har, har. Actually I feel bad for you.
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May 12th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
FIIIIIIIIRST, Suckers.
May 12th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
FAIL
May 12th, 2009 at 05:40 pm
asdfg
May 12th, 2009 at 01:20 pm
^^^ omfg im first holy crap.... heres your gold star and cookie lil buddy!!!! jesus...
May 12th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
great chart guys!!! i will use this .... she is in for it now
May 12th, 2009 at 03:16 pm
if your girlfriend is inflateable ...there's no need for lying in the
relationship..c'mon...you guys know that
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
May 12th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
ok If a guy have to lie to me, then I don't need to be with him.
http://www.myspace.com/julienkworld
May 12th, 2009 at 04:23 pm
epic flowchart. my girlfriend is totally getting pwned.
May 12th, 2009 at 06:56 pm
Anyone saying "pwned" = no girlfriend.
May 13th, 2009 at 06:03 am
100% correct!
May 13th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I not only pwned my girlfriend's best friend, but I pwned my girlfriend in ensuing argument. Thx to "I don't know what you're talking about" (tm) I will be pwning her for many arguments to come! Thx "A Flowchart for Lying to Your Girlfriend"!!!! (tm)
May 13th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
My girlfriend even said Powned...
May 12th, 2009 at 07:02 pm
Why is there a picture of gigantic pig balls top left? It's bigger than the frigging flowchart! Distracting!
May 13th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Nope, only you i'm afraid
May 12th, 2009 at 07:04 pm
And everyone I've dated wonders why I don't trust them...
May 12th, 2009 at 09:34 pm
could have been more funnier
free hugs from japan fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-344
May 13th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
lol recently launched a hot clip of Free girls fat dance
May 13th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
"Is your girlfriend wearing something nice? YES/NO...Tell here she looks nice!" lol
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May 13th, 2009 at 02:29 pm
That's great!
May 13th, 2009 at 05:17 pm
forgot "hit that dumb bitch" im not sure where it fits on the chart exactly
May 14th, 2009 at 12:45 am
How to be the perfect girlfriend: With just a few simple tips, you can be the perfect girlfriend - making him want to be the perfect boyfriend. Learn how to do all you need to, to be come the perfect girlfriend and look after your little caveman.
http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2008/06/how-to-be-perfect-girlfriend.html
May 14th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
uhm, just for any guys who even consider taking this serious, when you come out of nowhere and say we look nice and we know we dont, we know your lying, and this doesnt work. if you bring up sht we did in the past to make us stop asking questions, we know you're lying. in fact, everything on this chart is exactly the behavior girlfriens look for when they think you might be lying. so this is not a good chart to follow
May 14th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
chill out, bitch. its a joke.
May 14th, 2009 at 06:18 pm
lmao Thank You
May 14th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Thank God I read this comment. I was just about to follow this flowchart religiously and base several large life decisions based on it.
May 15th, 2009 at 07:04 am
SOOOO TRUE!!!!
I do think it was meant to be funny because any guy who really knows, knows being honest and admitting your f-up will get you out of trouble a lot quicker. Women just have a natural tallent for lie detection. My mother could just look at me, without my saying a word, and know I did something I wasn't supposed to.
May 15th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
The processes on the flowchart will cover up a many lies, I know from experience. If my ex knew half of what really went down, that crazy broad would've killed me. Literally.
May 15th, 2009 at 08:35 pm
I had 2 long relationships going on at the same time, while fooling around with some other girls, and what saves you in any argument is having friends that have your back no matter what. Always have a good friend of the opposite sex that your girlfriend doesn't find her as a threat. and then say that you were with her doing manly stuff cuz she likes manly stuff and that will save you all the time. you can say everything you did just changing who it was with.
Works like a charm.
the "I don't know what you are talking about" always the weak answer.
May 17th, 2009 at 04:21 am
That's fucking awful.
May 17th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
look, all you gotta say when she asks where were you? "nowhere", what were you doing? "nothing" what u mean nothing? " i mean nothing, y r u so suspicious of me? do i ask u a million questions when u go out?" and then u go upto her give her a kiss and say come on lets go for a walk or lets go eat out somewhere....works like a charm n then u get ass later on, ass before bed is so good!!!
May 19th, 2009 at 06:53 am
This is just the most ridiculous crap I've ever seen. A flow chart for lying. I know in one second when i have been lied to so sorry who ever made this flowchart up, I'm thinking this flow chart is for the young trying to learn. Well little boys you will learn woman do have an natural instinct and sorry to break it too you even if you say one of them most stupid lines, the girl still knows. AND don't forget about KARMA that is much better than this childish little cart you got going on here, what goes around comes around boys. STUPID.
May 21st, 2009 at 03:55 pm
just when i was thinking "what could possibly make this chart funnier" it hit me-the thought that a deluded bloody feminist saw it and was really offended!!
May 27th, 2009 at 03:03 pm
nice work anon ;)
June 12th, 2009 at 09:29 pm
Haha, I'm a girl and I'm laughing at the girls on here getting all pissed off at the chart. It's a damn joke. Any intelligent man knows better than to follow this chart in real life--unless he's just asking for it from his girl. It's just for laughs. Maybe if you knew when to take a joke, you wouldn't even have to worry about your man lying. Men lie for many reasons--and sometimes--it's just you. I'm not taking the man's side don't get me wrong. I believe in respect and honesty with my bf but damn --Stop blaming it ALL on men.
October 9th, 2009 at 01:57 pm
Actually if you read most of the comments above (especially the one before someone posted "that's fucking awful") you'll see that some guys are actually diggin' the flow chart for darker reasons other than it just being humorous & wrong.
And you aren't just taking the man's side... you're blindly taking the bullet for the wrong men.
"Men lie for many reasons--and sometimes--it's just you."
har, har, har. Actually I feel bad for you.
July 16th, 2009 at 04:39 pm
I didn't see take hr in the shower and piss on her leg.
August 31st, 2009 at 11:10 am
Usually my nights wnd with me masturbating on the couch wheter I'm lying or not.
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