A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

July 15th, 2009 | 10:06 am
We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up.  Well, we've come up with a simpler, more realistic flowchart for the adult who, like many of us, still doesn't know what career path to choose. 
 
 
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14 Responses to "A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose"

  1. Melissa Says:

    Umm, there's no "NO" answer to "Do you like looking at vaginas?" Uhh, no.

  2. douche drizzle Says:

    Yeah, if I had to look at your herpes-encrusted cooch with green stuff oozing out, I wouldn't like looking at them either.

  3. Justin Thomas's Penis Says:

    Yes. Sales people are retarded. And not the fun kind of retarded that shoots three pointers and stars in abc sitcoms. The bad kind of retarded that poos itself when planes fly over.

  4. donatom3 Says:

    How does being a Middle School Teacher fall under the tree for me liking money?

  5. GhOsTID Says:

    Don't worry, you'll still make enough for coke and candy for the girls.

  6. roboto Says:

    melisa this is a mens site... so i hope that answers your silly post

  7. hi Says:

    i don't think it's a men's site and i love it. of course, i'm a lesbian

  8. Laura Says:

    I completely agree; this is not just a mens site. I am bi and I love it too! Hot chicks with beer cans! Come on, who doesn't love that?

  9. Rina Says:

    Erm, straight chicks can like this site too. If they arent averse to slutty images of half naked chicks. Which is pretty much anyone born after the 1950s :D

  10. Bosco Says:

    I'll be applying at local middle schools....

  11. philosopher Says:

    you don't need to live in NY or LA to be a writer

  12. Dank Afro Nugs Grape Says:

    Melissa, I don't think you seem to realize that everyone likes looking at vaginas. Everyone. If you say you don't, you're a liar. Liar.

  13. Corrinne Says:

    Justin Thomas.... Yes some sales reps ARE retarded. But while I am working as a sales rep (for a cell phone carrier no less HA) I am also finishing college. And I am not a moron, I have a 3.8 GPA. The bigger truth is the majority of our country are morons and I have to deal with them EVERY DAY. Give some pity to the people working in customer service and sales. We see the dumbest people in existence.

  14. Katia Says:

    i completely agree...
    the morons who walk into out stores are the retards
    and they obviously fall into the crazy homeless person category...
    if you are so cheap then what are you doing renting movies at blockbuster?
    go back to your hick town or cardboard box!
    oh and i own you with my 3.9 corrinne sorry =]
    and sure you can bombard me with comments about how retarded i sound but this is a insomnia induced comment... no time for my grammar to kick in

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