Flowchart of What Will Inevitably Happen to You at a Memorial Day Barbecue

May 26th, 2009 | 10:13 am
Memorial Day barbecues are a lot like a premier screening of The Phantom Menace:  you don't know anyone there, everyone is sweaty and gross, and immediately after you arrive, you realize that you want to leave as soon as possible.  Luckily, there are only four ways that your Memorial Day barbecue can end, and we've created this handy flowchart to help you through it:
 
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5 Responses to "Flowchart of What Will Inevitably Happen to You at a Memorial Day Barbecue"

  1. vaffanculo Says:

    Awesome post. And not a moment too soon.

  2. anonymurderer Says:

    a flowchart? what is this a search program? what's next buddy, fourth of july piechart? a graph for how lame flag day is? let's throw a powerpoint presentation on boring in there and call it a week!

  3. Anonymous Says:

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  4. Horny Chick Says:

    The on thing they missed off was chatting to Busty Amateur Girls!

  5. Dick Tucker Says:

    Sweet! And just in time for Memorial Day! ... 2010.

    FAIL.

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