And all along I thought Jesus was this nice guy who just wanted us to treat each other nicely and help the poor. Well, according to this Jehova's Witness cartoon, I'm way off base. Apparently, the J man is some kind of fireball-throwing jerk who's going to drown kids and annihilate every non-Jehovah's witness on earth. Not cool, dude. Not cool at all. You're the Son of God. No need to act like a spoiled brat and burn down New York just because no one believes in you. Why not do something constructive, instead...like, beat up douchebags or kick Satan's ass on Pay-Per-View?
Wow that was messed up. What I don't get is if someone believe and follows Jesus why does it matter which "house" you do it at?
Him blowing up the church was a nice touch though.
Dude, if they had made that into a Saturday morning cartoon back when I was a kid, I so would have watched that! "Jesus the Avenger" Sweet! Do some cross-overs with "Ultra-Violent Jesus vs. the Autobots." Think of the potential! This beats the hell out of my Cybor-Jesus idea...
Yeah, this isn't a Jehovah's Witness cartoon. That's not even close to what they believe, but oh well, someone's gotta spread the lies. I bet it was the Catholics.
For those of you scoring along at home ... Michael, aka Jesus, came to earth as a man named Jesus, aka Michael. After Jesus died, he became Michael again, except for the many times he returned to earth as many different people other than Jesus or Michael.
That's why i believe that Lord Xenu, ruler of the Galactic Confederacy, destroyed a portion of his domain by kidnapping a couple billion aliens, flying them to Earth with a commercial jet, chaining them to volcanoes and finally killing most of them with an Atomic Bomb. Xenu was then overthrown and imprisoned for eternity inside the Earth, which is now seen as a shitty prison planet, filled with humans and thetans.
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February 9th, 2009 at 08:19 am
Ooooh so thats what happened..
February 9th, 2009 at 08:35 am
Wow, that guy's a dick
February 9th, 2009 at 08:57 am
Wow that was messed up. What I don't get is if someone believe and follows Jesus why does it matter which "house" you do it at?
Him blowing up the church was a nice touch though.
February 9th, 2009 at 09:03 am
The baptism scene seemed a little gay
February 9th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Dude, if they had made that into a Saturday morning cartoon back when I was a kid, I so would have watched that! "Jesus the Avenger" Sweet! Do some cross-overs with "Ultra-Violent Jesus vs. the Autobots." Think of the potential! This beats the hell out of my Cybor-Jesus idea...
February 9th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Smiting Jesus needs to lay off the VW Bug, man.
February 9th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Wait, Jesus is white?
February 9th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Yeah, this isn't a Jehovah's Witness cartoon. That's not even close to what they believe, but oh well, someone's gotta spread the lies. I bet it was the Catholics.
February 9th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
For those of you scoring along at home ... Michael, aka Jesus, came to earth as a man named Jesus, aka Michael. After Jesus died, he became Michael again, except for the many times he returned to earth as many different people other than Jesus or Michael.
February 9th, 2009 at 02:25 pm
I love the cheesy sound effects...
"God recreated Jesus after he was disintegrated *WUM-WUM-WUM*"
February 9th, 2009 at 05:08 pm
Damn I knew Jesus was Galactus, that hat at the end is the giveaway.
February 10th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Ok, so the clip shows us that Jesus is Michael. But, 'Jichael' look a lot like the Burger King? What arn't the JWs telling us?
February 10th, 2009 at 02:13 pm
This is crazy shit lol
February 10th, 2009 at 08:42 pm
How retarded is that?!
That's why i believe that Lord Xenu, ruler of the Galactic Confederacy, destroyed a portion of his domain by kidnapping a couple billion aliens, flying them to Earth with a commercial jet, chaining them to volcanoes and finally killing most of them with an Atomic Bomb. Xenu was then overthrown and imprisoned for eternity inside the Earth, which is now seen as a shitty prison planet, filled with humans and thetans.
Now THAT makes sense to me!
February 15th, 2009 at 06:25 am
A-men.
best wishes!
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