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Damn I knew Jesus was Galactus, that hat at the end is the giveaway.
A-men.
best wishes!
Ok, so the clip shows us that Jesus is Michael. But, ‘Jichael’ look a lot like the Burger King? What arn’t the JWs telling us?
How retarded is that?!
That’s why i believe that Lord Xenu, ruler of the Galactic Confederacy, destroyed a portion of his domain by kidnapping a couple billion aliens, flying them to Earth with a commercial jet, chaining them to volcanoes and finally killing most of them with an Atomic Bomb. Xenu was then overthrown and imprisoned for eternity inside the Earth, which is now seen as a shitty prison planet, filled with humans and thetans.
Now THAT makes sense to me!
I love the cheesy sound effects…
“God recreated Jesus after he was disintegrated *WUM-WUM-WUM*”
This is crazy shit lol
That’s not right, EVERYONE knows that Jesus had long hair
Smiting Jesus needs to lay off the VW Bug, man.
Wow that was messed up. What I don’t get is if someone believe and follows Jesus why does it matter which “house” you do it at?
Him blowing up the church was a nice touch though.
For those of you scoring along at home … Michael, aka Jesus, came to earth as a man named Jesus, aka Michael. After Jesus died, he became Michael again, except for the many times he returned to earth as many different people other than Jesus or Michael.
Dude, if they had made that into a Saturday morning cartoon back when I was a kid, I so would have watched that! “Jesus the Avenger” Sweet! Do some cross-overs with “Ultra-Violent Jesus vs. the Autobots.” Think of the potential! This beats the hell out of my Cybor-Jesus idea…
Yeah, this isn’t a Jehovah’s Witness cartoon. That’s not even close to what they believe, but oh well, someone’s gotta spread the lies. I bet it was the Catholics.
Ooooh so thats what happened..
Wait, Jesus is white?
The baptism scene seemed a little gay
Wow, that guy’s a dick