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Foria: The THC Sex Lube That Horny Potheads Have Been Waiting For

 

Some inventive bastard(s) had the insight to link together two things that seem relatively unrelated: getting high and getting off.

Foria, a “sensual enhancement oil” (read: really just another KY Jelly competitor), is a combination of munchies-inducing THC and other cannabis-based products in lube that is rumored to get the user high as a kite. The idea is that ladies’ flowery naughty bits are super sensitive when aroused and are as such highly susceptible to the THC chemicals, so the missus might get zooted in the process of your lame-ass missionary position time trials.

As of right now, Foria is only available to California residents (of course) who have a valid medical marijuana license (of COURSE) — never mind the fact that it hits for $88 per 30 mL bottle, which gives you less liquid for your dollar than bottle service in a trendy Manhattan club. 

Here’s the founder’s (a dude, natch) description of what the product will do for women: ”A sense of embodiment, a sense of dropping into a more full relationship to sexual sensations, and sensations around the body. As you can imagine, as that builds up to orgasm, if orgasm is a part of your experience, then that can lead to intensification and a more full body experience.”

Sounds like a lotta mumbo-jumbo for lube. I’m sure those of you who buy it will buy Foria and line this guy’s pockets. One thing: no word on if ingesting this stuff orally will give you a nice buzz, so ladies, don’t count on using Foria to get your guy to go down on you more often.

Previously on HolyTaco:
Weed Coffee? Yeah No…We’ll Take The Real Thing
Chicks Smoking Pot – A Gallery

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