Well, thanks again to our connections in Hollywood, we’re able to show you the opening scene of the half-hour comedy pilot that CBS is producing with former Limp-Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst…
FADE IN:INT. FRED’S BEDROOM – LATE MORNING
FRED, A TATTOO-COVERED ROCKSTAR, SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT AND LOOKING TEN YEARS BEYOND HIS ACTUAL AGE, LAYS UNDER THE COVERS IN A LARGE BED IN A SPACIOUS ROOM.
THE ROOM CONTAINS INCREDIBLY NICE FURNITURE, AND A LARGE TV. IT’S WELL DECORATED, EXCEPT FOR THE TASTELESS GRAFFITI ART COVERING ALL FOUR WALLS.
FRED ROLLS OUT OF BED WEARING ONLY A PAIR OF GREY CARGO SHORTS. HE SEARCHES THE ROOM FOR SOME CLOTHING.
(YELLING TO HIS WIFE WHO IS OFF CAMERA)
You seen my camoflauge cargo shorts anywhere?
I don’t know, Fred. They’re probably where you always put them. In the pocket of the cargo shorts you’ve already got on. Did you check there?
FRED DIGS IN THE LEFT POCKET OF HIS SHORTS AND PULLS OUT A PAIR OF CAMO CARGO SHORTS.
Alright, that’s great. Now where’s my baseball cap?
FRED LOOKS AT JESSICA FOR A BEAT.
It’s where you always put it, Fred.
FRED REACHES IN TO THE RIGHT POCKET OF HIS CARGO SHORTS AND PULLS OUT A RED BASEBALL CAP.
Girl, if I didn’t have you around, you know what I’d do?
JESSICA SMILES AT FRED.
Oh, Fred. You’ll always be the king of rap rock in my eyes.
FRED AND JESSICA HUG ONE ANOTHER AND START KISSING.
Girl as long as I’m with you, it’ll always be the late nineties.
FADE TO BLACK.