C'mon, don't be too hard on the guy for not knowing who Megan Fox is. He just hasn't seen Transformers, and to be honest, that probably makes him smarter than the rest of us.
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Hmmm.... It's exclusive and private you say... good.
You tell me you have millionaires who are also rich.... good to know.
And they are even beautiful... what could make this more inviting?
IT'S FREE!!! No fuckin' way, man! You've got to be kiddin' me. Are you out of you're mind? I would pay tens of thousands of dollars for something like this and you're giving it away? You must be a rich millionaire yourself to provide such a service FREE of charge. What could be better? I'm going to sign up right n...
Oh, wait... I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not Steve Martin in "The Jerk." And I'm not going to go to your stupid fucking website which will, almost certainly, bombard my computer with spam and viruses. GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE AND QUIT INSULTING EVERYONE'S INTELLIGENCE!
Hey Irony. I really love women.
don't be jealous that she's gorgeous, and that people and i find her as such. No, I'm not a creep or stalker, just commenting on a beautiful girl on this message board.
holy shit duder. Trapped in a lonely shack somewhere?
I think I found your profile pic tho!!
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k437/zhephree/best_guy_ever.jpg
I still remain suspicious
Of people who are jealous
Some people sell their souls
My soul is till weak
But i try to keep it under control
Every single week
My heart has never felt
This much guilt
In awhile
If you ask me now
I can't smile
But i can put on a convincing front
Tears will no longer fall
Today if i stand tall
And pray
I'm so glad we have stayed in touch
GOD is in our lives
We will not be out of touch...
Holy shit. If I ever had the chance to jump her shit, or any young celeb sex symbol, I'd leave them tied up, upside down in a public place with a big rubber dick hanging out their butt.
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October 16th, 2009 at 06:08 pm
First!
October 18th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
second
October 16th, 2009 at 06:59 pm
thank you nature/eating disorder/eyebrow maintenance for giving us this sexual goddess
October 17th, 2009 at 07:55 am
OMG, that was sooooo original, thank you for weighing in with that
(fucktard.)
October 16th, 2009 at 07:20 pm
Sure,don`t give me any credit at all...
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!
DID YOU FIX HER NOSE? NO! I DID!
FUCK YOU NATURE. I AM THE CREATOR!!
October 16th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
Holy cow. she is butiful can anyone give me a name? i would lik to download some stuff from her
October 16th, 2009 at 07:27 pm
Wow if you are so removed from the world that you don't know who she is then you don't deserve to know her name
October 16th, 2009 at 08:30 pm
Her name is Chick Whu Wudntfuckyuifyuwerethelastmanonearth.
October 17th, 2009 at 03:02 am
Hmm, Google turned up zero, did you misspell?
October 17th, 2009 at 05:39 am
C'mon, don't be too hard on the guy for not knowing who Megan Fox is. He just hasn't seen Transformers, and to be honest, that probably makes him smarter than the rest of us.
October 17th, 2009 at 09:03 am
Very funny Mr. Irony! But not very ironic!?...
October 17th, 2009 at 06:09 pm
LoL. Holy Taco Readers Are The Dumbs.
October 16th, 2009 at 08:29 pm
Sure thank nature. If you think nature is plastic surgery, and shitty acting classes.
October 16th, 2009 at 08:46 pm
My eyebrows are the same color as my pubic hair, you know. Except I don't have any because I shave. Would you buy my pubic hair if I sold in on eBay?
October 17th, 2009 at 03:03 am
No, but I'd buy your eyebrows.
October 16th, 2009 at 09:52 pm
Irony, all the little weird looking girls turn out to be pretty. and all the pretty looking girls turn out to be loose, fat or pregnant
October 16th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
i'm the only person who doesn't find her attractive, i think in the world
October 19th, 2009 at 01:47 am
No, I'm with you on that one. She just doesn't do it for me.
I like girls you can touch without getting arrested though.
October 17th, 2009 at 12:12 am
she's gorgeous.
Cute little girl, blossomed into a gorgeous woman.
(I smile for another moment.)
October 17th, 2009 at 03:07 am
You sound creepy, like that uncle that is never invited to thanksgiving.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 17th, 2009 at 07:51 am
Life needs passion.
__ d i a m o n d s i n g l e . c /o /m__ is a private exclusive dating club to meet millionaires, rich and beautiful men and women worldwide. Find your perfect match easier and more effective! what's most surprise is that it is 100% free. hope you can find your perfect match.
October 17th, 2009 at 09:19 am
Hmmm.... It's exclusive and private you say... good.
You tell me you have millionaires who are also rich.... good to know.
And they are even beautiful... what could make this more inviting?
IT'S FREE!!! No fuckin' way, man! You've got to be kiddin' me. Are you out of you're mind? I would pay tens of thousands of dollars for something like this and you're giving it away? You must be a rich millionaire yourself to provide such a service FREE of charge. What could be better? I'm going to sign up right n...
Oh, wait... I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not Steve Martin in "The Jerk." And I'm not going to go to your stupid fucking website which will, almost certainly, bombard my computer with spam and viruses. GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE AND QUIT INSULTING EVERYONE'S INTELLIGENCE!
October 17th, 2009 at 08:43 am
Hey Irony. I really love women.
don't be jealous that she's gorgeous, and that people and i find her as such. No, I'm not a creep or stalker, just commenting on a beautiful girl on this message board.
October 17th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
holy shit duder. Trapped in a lonely shack somewhere?
I think I found your profile pic tho!!
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k437/zhephree/best_guy_ever.jpg
October 18th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I don't see any improvement.
October 19th, 2009 at 05:32 am
Obviously she's had a b00b job.
October 26th, 2009 at 02:56 pm
in case you haven't noticed,that picture was of her when she was little. most women's boobs grow
October 19th, 2009 at 07:11 am
To be honest, I rather not be Brian Austin Green.
October 19th, 2009 at 07:59 pm
I heard she hides razor blades in her vagina.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
My sinful breath is precious
I still remain suspicious
Of people who are jealous
Some people sell their souls
My soul is till weak
But i try to keep it under control
Every single week
My heart has never felt
This much guilt
In awhile
If you ask me now
I can't smile
But i can put on a convincing front
Tears will no longer fall
Today if i stand tall
And pray
I'm so glad we have stayed in touch
GOD is in our lives
We will not be out of touch...
October 28th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Holy shit. If I ever had the chance to jump her shit, or any young celeb sex symbol, I'd leave them tied up, upside down in a public place with a big rubber dick hanging out their butt.
November 19th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
wow she really got hot she use to be fulgy
http://www.thepadrino.com
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