Yes, She's a Real Stripper. No, You Can't Pay Her with Monopoly Money.

April 24th, 2009 | 06:15 pm
Yes, She's a Real Stripper. No, You Can't Pay Her with Monopoly Money.

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Comments

39 Responses to "Yes, She's a Real Stripper. No, You Can't Pay Her with Monopoly Money."

  1. Vegabok Says:

    So hot.

  2. DILLIGAF Says:

    Clearly she missed the episode of sesame street about how to wash and brush your hair

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah,uh,top or bottom?

  4. Hot Dip Says:

    Ah man, I just can't do it.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    repost ... Repost ... REPOOOOOOOOOST!!!!

  6. uglysexy Says:

    midget gidget

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

  7. Muthafuckin Vet Says:

    Wonder if you still have to tuck a whole buck.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    WOW! those legs go on for....minutes?

  9. fingfangfoom Says:

    little hands like hers would make my substandard cock appear absolutely enormous.

  10. Grunt Says:

    I wanna recommend this for best comment of the week!

  11. Anonymous Says:

    I wanna cancel out your recommendation!

  12. Anonymous Says:

    i wana recommend this for best cancellation

  13. comedyicon.com Says:

    2nd this best cancellation.

  14. Edwordrules Says:

    I concur

  15. Oatmeal Says:

    SHE SO SMALL

  16. Crud. Says:

    This is kinda sad..

  17. Crud. Says:

    ... because I couldn't even score with this chick, I mean. In fact, my hand won't even fuck me anymore. Fuck my life.

  18. Crud. Says:

    OMG get this picture of my mom off here!!!

  19. Anonymous Says:

    HOOO HAWWWW SO FUCKIN FUNNY CRUD!!! STOP IT. i CAN'T STAND IT, ICAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!!!!! yoU ARE SO FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY!!! WHAT A RIOT!!!!!

  20. Sean Says:

    I've just realized that I never have been in love before - until now.

  21. Anonymous Says:

    One of the Little Sisters...

  22. Anonymous Says:

    She would have to go up on you.

  23. Fuji Says:

    !!! yes

  24. Anonymous Says:

    Sadly, this exact picture was used to advertise a local strip club in my University's paper.

  25. Pierre Says:

    yippe-yay-oh! mini sirloin furburgers.

  26. Anonymous Says:

    Meh...I'd hit it

  27. kigol Says:

    No.....god no

  28. Edwordrules Says:

    You guys know shes on a coat hanger, right?

  29. Anonymous Says:

    Hey, I just saw this on a totally awesome dating site __SHORTSINGLES.org/midget___. I'm totally a real person typing this message.

  30. Pierre Says:

    "I'm totally a real person typing this message."

    that made me lol

  31. MJJM Says:

    I was going to try to think of a comment that would make a run for comment of the week but after reading all of the ones already posted I realized I would come up short of all of them. Pun intended.

  32. ANF Says:

    It must be hard to find sexy outfits and tall stripper shoes. Strawberry Shortcake panties with Elmo tennies just don't do the trick.

  33. Anomynous Says:

    Speak for yourself.

  34. Anonymous, as well Says:

    "I'm totally a real person typing this message."

    That cracked me up!

  35. How I Lost Thirty Pounds in Thirty Days Says:

    Hi, good post. I have been pondering this issue,so thanks for posting. I'll certainly be subscribing to your posts.

  36. scrotgut Says:

    Hold me closer tiny dancer.....

  37. Anonymous Says:

    they grow up so quick

  38. Anonymous Says:

    That's the most scared I've ever been whilst having an erection. I got it up to 2 inches, guys!

  39. Anonymous Says:

    why is everyone rude i hate that just cause she's small doesnt mean anything!!! jackasses!!!!!!!

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