Be Careful This Weekend

June 5th, 2009 | 06:13 pm
Be Careful This Weekend

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39 Responses to "Be Careful This Weekend"

  1. Dick Tucker Says:

    I think I'll fuck the glass.

  2. Hot Dip Says:

    Oh, so your the guy from One Guy One Cup.

  3. Dick Tucker Says:

    I was actually talking about broken glass ... but yes, that's me.

  4. Shizzire Says:

    Broken glass? Which one is the broken glass?

  5. Dick Tucker Says:

    Broken glass. Not the broken glass. Broken glass.

  6. Paul Says:

    ug.. we've all been there..

  7. cctt Says:

    I HATE FAT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR GUYS .
    what is that?

  8. philosopher Says:

    this is how I ended up married

  9. Dspayre Says:

    and that is why you never stopped drinking...

  10. second Says:

    hey dick tucker, that small shot glass probly couldent even feel you inside it

  11. Anonymous Says:

    Reply button works just fine, fucktard.

  12. freejack Says:

    uh, it's a GLASS, it can't feel anything, queef nugget dicktard

  13. Schleeven Says:

    Accurate IMHO.

  14. Anonymous Says:

    big girls need love too.

  15. Anonymous Says:

    Hahaha

  16. dt Says:

    well, if no one else is going to do it, I'll say it:
    shopped. The hands aren't in the same locations, the hair is different, one is smiling, and the backgrounds are different.

  17. KC's wet dream Says:

    Maybe no one said anything because it's so obvious that it's shopped and didn't even deserve a mention.

  18. Shizzire Says:

    And your comment to the obvious troll is obviously a troll to get someone to tell you that the first comment was obviously troll so that you can reply to that comment saying that your comment was also a troll.

  19. Anonymous Says:

    Damn ... the room is spinning now. Don't fuckin' do that.

  20. stoopid Says:

    dont forget that the girl in the glass is smaller and has nice cleavage

  21. Anonymous Says:

    question is: would you hit the fattie without any alcohol in you?

    I bet 99% of the people who read this article would.

  22. Says:

    maybe not hit, but... fat chicks do give real good head.

  23. g-man Says:

    That's because they are used to shoving as much into their gaping face holes as possible.

  24. Non Anonymous Says:

    HOLY SHIT I HAVE GOT TO HAVE THAT GLASS HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SO BAD OH PLEASE GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE PLEASE LET ME FUCK THAT GLASS OH HOLY FUCK OH GOD I WANNA FUCK THAT I WANNA FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT SO FUCKING HARD OH FUCKING GODDAMN I AM BEGGING YOU PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE LET ME FUCK THAT GGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  25. Vince Shamwow Says:

    Mr. Mays, if you don't settle down, we're going to have to ask you to leave.

  26. Anonymous Says:

    Oh why did I look, too many repressed memories are flooding back.

  27. Thatguypete Says:

    The ones of you humpin' the vinyl couch cushions in your parents' basement?

  28. Dick Tucker Says:

    Vinyl kinda sucks because your dick sticks to it, not enough friction. Suede's kinda nice. Gotta be careful with some of those textured prints, though -- my poor donger's got some rugburn scars to tell the tale.

    I'm just trying to help you people.

  29. Dick Tucker Says:

    I meant TOO MUCH friction, not "not enough." FUCK, I'm a dumbass.

  30. Thatguypete Says:

    It's OK, we smell what you're steppin' in...

  31. X Says:

    i love big girls g

  32. Horny Chick Says:

    Or if you're into chunky chicks, then check out these Horny BBW Babes right now...

  33. Shizzire Says:

    No amount of booze will get me to bone a fat chick...

  34. Thatguypete Says:

    Just close your eyes and imagine you're on a water ride...

  35. Anonymous Says:

    Pussy's pussy, dude.

  36. Anonymous Says:

    OK ... the "Lindsay Lohan Ass Shots" link does NOT show guys doing shots out of her asshole. I could have used this information before clicking the link. Jesus fuck.

  37. claudie at the disco Says:

    photo shopped

  38. Anonymous Says:

    great pic electronic cigarette

  39. eknks Says:

    I was actually talking about broken glass ... but yes, that's me.

    dizi izle dizi izle diziizle canli dizi

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