One Wrong Life Choice, This Is Billy Bob Thornton

June 12th, 2009 | 05:33 pm
One Wrong Life Choice, This Is Billy Bob Thornton

 
 
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30 Responses to "One Wrong Life Choice, This Is Billy Bob Thornton"

  1. Firstguypete Says:

    Did he walk into a Jonahs Brothers concert by mistake?

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I didn't know that HOLY TACO users can send in their pics.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    "NOooooooooooooooooo! Whitesnake cancelled?"

  4. Pierre Says:

    you captured my lols

  5. anonymous Says:

    Looks like he just realized that he's a CFL fan.

  6. OntarioStevenBeamis Says:

    ti cats suck balls

  7. Rusty Says:

    haha dude's from Hamilton!

  8. DrDEAD Says:

    Most pointless shop job ever.

  9. philosopher Says:

    jeez, he looks like he has been dead for about a month...

  10. Pepelicious Says:

    DAD!?!?

  11. Dad Says:

    Yes son? And no, you can't fuck your sister tonight, she's with Uncle Billy out by the still.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Umm im pretty sure thats my uncle

    electronic cigarette

  13. church Says:

    yeah but instead he's busy, fucked A.Jolie and H.Berry.

  14. Anonymous Says:

    Are you so fucking retarded you can't remember their first names?

  15. church Says:

    yes, yes i am! ANGELINA AND HALLE. there, you feel better now? want daddy to tuck you in at night? do you need the nightlight or are you a bigboy? who's a big boy? that's right YOU ARE! who doesn't need everyFUCKINGthing spelled out for them? that's right YOU DON'T!!!

  16. Mudbutt Says:

    If I told you once I told you a thousand times, Anon -- never fuck with a bitch while she's on the rag.

  17. John McCain Says:

    and the winner of the "dildo in ur seat" contest isssssss........or maybe he just heard that I lost the election

  18. Felicia-O Says:

    Is that guy a fucking muppet? Animal?

  19. Dad Says:

    Uh, I believe he's your fraternal twin.

  20. JHC Says:

    North Hamilton reprazent!

  21. vaffanculo Says:

    "Tiger Cats" is kinda redundant.

  22. JHC Says:

    Not if you met their fans. They need this kind of clarification.

  23. vaffanculo Says:

    Touche.

  24. Anonymous Says:

    Im from hamilton and this guy is like the norm, I once saw a 10 year girl chase her baby sister into like the busiest street with no parents around.

  25. JHC Says:

    Also normally sighted in Hamilton are shirtless greasy dudes on low-rider bicycles with a two-four of Lakeport over their shoulder.

  26. Pierre Says:

    February 18, 2001. The last day joe-bob ever went to a NASCAR race.

  27. Ookla the Mok Says:

    Thornton is such a major asshole that I think maybe a few better choices than the ones hes made would've landed him here instead of where hes at now. Ever hear any of his interviews? Total dick.

    But Slingblade was fuckin' great so I'm glad he chose the path of ass.

  28. Anonymous Says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...douche.

  29. Full Skucker Says:

    If you have ever been to Hamilton Ontario OR have ever watched a Tiger Cat Game OR ANY CFL game, you know that this is actually what everyone looks like that goes to these games. In Hamilton, this guy is probably considered handsome and there is a 45% chance he might have a job... doubt it. Giving head on Jackson st and Catherine st is not a job. Playing a guitar in front of Jackson Square is not a job. Pan handling to buy smokes and a Tim Hortons coffee is not a job. Well... I guess this guy doesnt have a job.

  30. Conando Says:

    I use to work with this guy.

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