Why Do I Get The Feeling This Is Going To Be Used As Evidence In A Murder Trial?

June 5th, 2009 | 09:28 am
 
Normally, I would tell the woman he's addressing in this video, to just ignore him and move on with her life.  But after watching this video, I'm pretty sure if you want to live, you should get back together with him.  I've seen crazier eyes before, but they belonged to a 120 pound halibut that my brother caught.  I think my favorite part in this is when he tells her to burn....in....hell, rest....in....peace, but then gets caught on the cadence of saying three words at a time, slowly, and then just awkwardly adds, "....bitch."
 
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14 Responses to "Why Do I Get The Feeling This Is Going To Be Used As Evidence In A Murder Trial?"

  1. Shizzire Says:

    This is more disturbing than Salad Fingers.

    I hope he's going to follow up with a video asking people to stop calling him a homo.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I am pretty sure "Rest in peace" contradicts "Burn in Hell."

  3. TG Says:

    This girl sounds like a bitch.

  4. Haywood Jablowme Says:

    Hmm...so he's upset cuz some douche bag he was stuck with started boning some other dude..uh yeah, ASSHOLE!..that's generally a sign that a chick is, hmm..whats the word?..oh yeah..A HOWLING FUCKING SKANK RETARDED COCK HOLSTER and ya may be better off without her. But don't worry, I'm sure there's plenty of other drunken coke whores needing some sap to pay their light bill for 'em...Happy Hunting!!!

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Give this man an Oscar.

  6. g-man Says:

    By far the best dating video I've ever seen.

  7. Schleeven Says:

    Jordan Knight?

  8. IndianaMike Says:

    if you listen to the end without looking he knda sounds like Dirty Harry

  9. Anonymous Says:

    Holy Shit! I'm a chick and that freaked me out. Yet, sounds like he was dating a hoe while dating some other chick. But if a guy like him hit on me at a bar, I'd run cause he just looks fucking crazy. He wouldn't even have to make a video later...he just looks creepy!

  10. karli Says:

    couldnt find the point of this crap, dudes sick in his head, he has excellent grimaces tho

  11. zodelish Says:

    Zachary Quinto seems to be having some woman issues.

  12. davea1a Says:

    His only mistake was making the video. I'm with him on most of the rest.

  13. Anonymous Says:

    wow

    electronic cigarette

  14. eknks Says:

    This girl sounds like a bitch.

    dizi izle

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