When you go out on a Friday night, your clock tells you the time, but we feel that’s just not good enough. Your clock needs to tell you what it’s time for. That’s why we went ahead and did it for you.
I dont understand what to do at one o’clock. Is that a…grill with hotdogs cooking on it? Also making out then driving, then having sex. Seems kinda logistically off, but I guess you gotta drive to someones house to have sex.
Thanks for clearing up the coke thing… I should have known! And to Anonymous #1 – that’s not driving, that’s hailing a cab. Perhaps to stop by a party for some blow? That would explain the need for the 2nd cab… must have been some pretty good shit.
That’s lines of coke dude. Get up and walk outside into the real world once in a while and you might learn things like that…. or just stay inside and google it since you’re so much of a loser that you call it the horizontal dance… You fail at life.
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I dont understand what to do at one o’clock. Is that a…grill with hotdogs cooking on it? Also making out then driving, then having sex. Seems kinda logistically off, but I guess you gotta drive to someones house to have sex.
LoL at that other comment…
looks like coke at 1am my friend…
Thanks for clearing up the coke thing… I should have known! And to Anonymous #1 – that’s not driving, that’s hailing a cab. Perhaps to stop by a party for some blow? That would explain the need for the 2nd cab… must have been some pretty good shit.
There’s nothing like a little cocaine lovin going on at 2AM.
i want this clock. please let me know when it is available. seriously.
I the 1:00am thing are notches on the bedpost. As in, you’re about to do the horizontal dance.
That’s lines of coke dude. Get up and walk outside into the real world once in a while and you might learn things like that…. or just stay inside and google it since you’re so much of a loser that you call it the horizontal dance… You fail at life.