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Friday’s Random Graph Extravaganza

Graphs are a good way to quantify information, and organize facts and figures that may otherwise be confusing and scattered.  Since today is Friday, and since we’re feeling a little unmotivated, we decided to create some graphs to help organize some of the random observations that we all have on a day-to-day basis.


22 Responses to "Friday’s Random Graph Extravaganza"

  1. Fuck says:

    sell us some fucking t-shirts guys

  2. Ju R. says:

    The Jennifer Love Hewitt diagram makes no sense. The two circles should have no intersection for your joke to work.

  3. GI JOE says:


  4. Anonymous says:

    Holy Taco, will you PLEASE get ^^^ this whiny little bitch a t-shirt, a cat avatar, a popsicle, and some apple juice in a sippy cup so he can finally take his whiny little bitch ass somewhere else?!?

  5. groper says:

    i thought these were pretty funny. Some peoples expectations are so beyond realistic. but i must admit, i never really got into the argument friday thing, the justin’s im’s are my personal favorite. And the galleries of potential underage chicks as well.

  6. Groki says:

    I thought “Can’t hardly wait” was a good movie.

  7. Harry Clark says:

    I dont see the big deal, I thought this was funny.

  8. Kyle says:


  9. polaris says:

    I laughed at the cologne and the Barenaked Ladies graphs. I say let’s have more.

  10. FARP_Thor says:

    I disagree with you. She has pretty good moments in movies when she gets herself naked.

  11. Horny Chick says:

    All that talk of the internet has me craving Naked Webcams Sex Movies

  12. pratik says:

    On the first chart about the zoo, you forgot to put a little pie slice labeled “stuck babysitting your legally retarded cousin for the rest of the weekend.”

  13. uuuuuuuuu says:

    these graphs tell me that HT knows next to nothing about the real world

    they’re just inaccurate, thus unfunny

    almost all of them are simple little insult comedy lines stretched and mangled into a graph. for what?

    pathetic attempt, guys

    you’re getting as bad as the Conan writers

  14. justin says:
    Thanks for your input.  We understand that this is kinda lazy humor, but it’s Friday, and we didn’t really feel like caring.  Also, even though you meant the comparison to Conan writers in a negative way, we’re taking it as a compliment, so that we don’t kill ourselves this weekend.
  15. bob (rull talk) suarez says:

    sir you are truly a douche, if you dont like the site than bail hard, holy taco i love you. (by the way i jizzed in your cereal julius =0)

  16. Julius says:

    that sucked :O you are ruining it HT ..

  17. nick says:

    whats with all the bitchin? The “2 percent masturbating to tech support” line made the whole thing worth it. Keep your head up holy taco, and for all you bashin this, write something funnier in the comments, right now. Do it.

  18. Andy says:

    Ruining it!? It’s one fucking post, get your head out of your asses, you cant expect everything to be perfect. I bet if half of you fuckers make a website with a daily update it would be about your stupid cats, or how your too pathetic at life to find your own entertainment. This is just s site to look at and chill when your at work and bored, it’s not the fucking bible of comedy. Pricks.

  19. The Penis Of Justin Thomas says:

    I’m guessing Ghost Whisperer is fully inside the circle on the left.

  20. BDBDBD says:

    HT assumes the average visitor to this site knows how to read graphs and charts. How many of us even know why the Jennifer Love Hewitt Venn Diagram joke didn’t work?

  21. justin says:
    Because it wasn’t funny.
  22. Your Boss says:

    Feeling unmotivated? I got a few job openings in the mail room