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Friends Fly Naked

Oh those crazy Germans.  First they start two world wars, and now this:

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom.

The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess.  The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

Sure.  Nobody likes a wiener in their coffee.  Seriously though, inviting the masses to be nude is a bad idea because the majority of people in the world are ugly.  If you don’t believe me, go to a Target store and just look around.  It’s frightening.

5 Responses to "Friends Fly Naked"

  1. chad says:

    sweet baby cream corn!!!!! no one wants to see wrinkled beets and tire track buttz….. that plane ride would be a special 7th circle of el diablo

  2. Cosmin says:

    Just like the times of Noah, aye? God, were doomed.

  3. Comment Spammers Sux says:

    This is what you see if you click on one of those “Daily Strip Show” comment spams!!

  4. German says:

    Man please it was the austrians who startet the first world war so please halt die fresse du depp.

  5. Menacia says:

    Um, I hope they gave out absorbant towels for these people to sit on…or Depends.


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