Explore Holy Taco

Gallery: 18 Creepy Elmo Pictures

April 24, 2014 | 11:54 am

I’ve never trusted Elmo. My two-year-old friggin’ loves him, and rolls around the ground scratching his arms when he can’t get his Elmo crack-fix. At a certain point, I’m going to have to explain to the kid that Elmo is not real β€” he’s just a puppet, controlled by an ordinary human man with a taste for male jailbait.

On the bright side, Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash has just been cleared of sexual abuse charges made by three men who claimed that Clash molested them when they were teenagers. Apparently the statute of limitations for the crimes had expired, as the allegations were related to incidents that happened over ten years ago.

In other words, Clash wasn’t proven innocent, necessarily β€” he just can’t be convicted of the crimes. Meanwhile, his unholy red creation continues to roam Sesame Street as a free monster. Is that justice? In honor of this news, here are 18 weird, scary, and creepy pictures of Elmo that are guaranteed to give you nightmares. Enjoy.

Comments Closed

0 Responses to "Gallery: 18 Creepy Elmo Pictures"