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Who doesn’t need to get laid? Shit, I might even fuck Rachel — well, OK, maybe not Rachel, but still.
You guys both need to get laid right away. Calm down.
…and on that day, in front of all his friends, little Jimmy became a man.
thats fucked up
All that little window needs is some meat curtains.
Speaking of Vagina…
There happens to be centipede’s in yours?
AGREED!
those are some of the luckiest kids in the world
Why? Are you 12 and have never heard that term before?
The kid in the middle probably watches porn and is used to it, but i’m pretty sure the one on the left just jizzed in his pants.
Ah, the voice of experience…
next generation of goonies.
win^^^
Game, set, snatch?
Screw playing tennis, I want to serve her.
We’ve got a golden ticket…
The kid in the middle is cringing like the kid behind him popped a bonner and it’s sticking him in the ass, but he’s too much of a pussy to say anything.
We didn’t need your life story, fuckstick.
Tell you what … next time you think something is funny enough to post, let it fucking go. Fuck, I’ve had kidney stones that were funnier than that.
Kill yourself, dig yourself up and kill yourself again.
we didn’t need yours either you big bag of horseshit, but I felt it was funny enough to post. Now stop referring to my MAN-MEAT as a fuckstick. I told you, that word is reserved for your cock-eyed mother. Get it? “COCK” eyed!!!!
I’m sure you’ve also had several instances of premature ejaculations that were funny as shit, but that don’t mean you should tell the world condom-breath