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Gay Version of Vin Diesel has Top Selling Album

usmagazine.com reports former American idol finalist Chris Daughtry sold over 3.2 million copies of his album, making it the most popular album of the year.

Rounding out the top 5:

  • Akon, Konvicted, with 2.7 million albums sold
  • Fergie, The Dutchess, with 2.4 million albums sold
  • The Hannah Montana soundtrack, with 2.5 million albums sold
  • Carrie Underwood, Some Hearts, with 2.3 million albums sold

I’m glad that list specified that the numbers next to their names stood for how many albums sold.  Otherwise I would have thought they stood for “Number of years they agreed to spend in Hell in exchange for their success.”  I’m pretty sure if you unearthed my grandmother’s corpse and heaved it on to some piano keys, it would sound better than that shit.

7 Responses to "Gay Version of Vin Diesel has Top Selling Album"

  1. Brooks Parkenridge says:

    Isn’t Vin Diesel the gay version of Vin Diesel?

  2. Songstress says:

    Wow, those numbers are super low. People just aren’t buying albums anymore. That’s probably how come all the shows I want to go to are like $40 at least

  3. Corky says:

    Don’t worry. Those numbers will be higher as soon as Wal-Mart increases the hourly wages of the retards working the front doors. Well, I should run. I’ve got a whole stack of discarded candy wrappers that need licking.

  4. quarrygirl says:

    that list is really embarassing!!

  5. That list makes total sense to me. You expect anyone stupid enough to actually pay for albums these days to have any musical taste?

  6. jackmehoff says:

    Like Brooks mentioned, Vin Diesel is actually openly gay. Does that make this guy straight? Or extremely gay?

  7. quarrygirl says:

    that’s true, SV! i don’t pay for albums. and can i please add that bald dudes are SEXY?


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