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Gena Norris Puts The “Cock Ass” in “Caucas”

Don’t bother listening to whatever crap Mike Huckabee is saying in this video. But do check out Gena Norris, wife of TV’s Walker Texas Ranger, standing in the background. How the hell did melt victim Chuck Norris get a smoking hot wife like that? As I just mentioned, he looks like a melt victim, but he also hasn’t been relevant in years. The last movie he was in that you might have heard of was Delta Force 2: The Columbian Connection, and that came out in 1990. Did his Bible thumping get him his hot wife? If so, then sign me up for Jesus camp, pronto.

5 Responses to "Gena Norris Puts The “Cock Ass” in “Caucas”"

  1. Jingle says:

    Dude, you guys get so shocked about hot wives with not hot dudes. Been happening since the dawn of time. Besides, once you have enough money, your wife can pay to look hot

  2. bennylava says:

    I want to put my chuck in her norris, and I don’t even know what that means

  3. balls says:

    She was in playboy like 20 years ago, and she’s not that hot anymore.

  4. Thjazi says:

    Dude, you’ve been spelling “caucus” wrong for every post that you’ve made with the word in it.

  5. Rev. Rick Hundley says:

    Hey dudes…Chuck is one kewl dude. It takes alot to stand up for something like his faith in a career and place where the God who so loving gave HIS Son for our transgressions is so vainly disgraced and misrepresented. One day all the words and deeds we have spoken will come to light…At least Chuck and his wife have something to share that is the only hope for mankind…Thats a big load my friends…let me see you carry something that life changing…then you will really know what it means to be kewl cause the directions you have chosen you will truly understand the meaning of “HOT”.


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