Once when I was at the zoo, I saw a monkey jerk off into his hand, then run up to a group of female monkeys and wipe his DNA on her face, then quickly run away. The female monkey didn’t flip out, she just calmly wiped it off her face, smelled it, then walked over to the male monkey and raised her butt up so he could have sex with her. I bring this up for two reasons 1)If you believe in evolution, we’re not that far removed from a time when we humped whatever, whenever and 2)I’m pretty sure George Clooney could pull the EXACT same move the monkey did, right now, and the result would be pretty similar. And now he may soon get the chance. People.com reports:
George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE.
The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn’t until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew.
I love how everyone thought that he was possibly going to get married to her. She used to be on Fear Factor and he met her in Vegas. That’d be like taking a cardboard box and chapstick and tossing them in the oven together and thinking, “I’m pretty sure this is going to end up a chocolate cake.” Reality shows and casino floors are not ingredients that make a marriage. Or, at least not without also adding the ingredients “cocaine” and “hooker who has cocaine.”