Christmas parties are crazy, and the White House Christmas party is no exception. But don't take our word for it, just read George W's twitter account of what happened. We went ahead and rearranged it for you, so it reads top to bottom.
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
thats some epic douchebaggery you've just displayed. congrats on turning a really funny post into a moment to promote your stupid blog. megalomania anyone?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 8th, 2008 at 05:33 pm
Ah ha ha ha ha!
I wanna party with Bush.
December 8th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
gotta get those last bush jokes in before the end of the month. But to me, mocking his ignorance will never get old.
very clever and well done
December 9th, 2008 at 07:48 am
mouth deuce....nice.
This is the best bush story i have read in a while.
December 9th, 2008 at 07:48 am
mouth deuce....nice.
This is the best bush story i have read in a while.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I can totally imagine the stern look on Colin Powell's face, on the Bush's ninth post.
March 3rd, 2009 at 03:57 pm
Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
______________________
I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
March 17th, 2009 at 09:05 am
Get over yourself.
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
thats some epic douchebaggery you've just displayed. congrats on turning a really funny post into a moment to promote your stupid blog. megalomania anyone?
June 3rd, 2009 at 04:14 pm
1996? you're old as fuck, almost 40 now?
April 7th, 2009 at 07:48 am
hey Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
FUCK YOU douchebag
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