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George W. Bush Twitters The White House Christmas Party

 
 
Christmas parties are crazy, and the White House Christmas party is no exception.  But don’t take our word for it, just read George W’s twitter account of what happened.  We went ahead and rearranged it for you, so it reads top to bottom.
 
 

 
 

10 Responses to "George W. Bush Twitters The White House Christmas Party"

  1. Andrew Yu-Jen Wang says:

    Speaking of George W. Bush:

    George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

    George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

    And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

    Many people know what Bush did.

    And many people will know what Bush did,even to the end of the world.

    Bush was absolute evil.

    Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

    Bush is a psychological prisoner.

    Bush has a lot to worry about.

    Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

    In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

    Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
    ______________________
    I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded. Oh wait,off the top of my head,I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Get over yourself.

  3. nate says:

    thats some epic douchebaggery you’ve just displayed. congrats on turning a really funny post into a moment to promote your stupid blog. megalomania anyone?

  4. yu-jen china butt fuck says:

    1996? you’re old as fuck, almost 40 now?

  5. Anonymous says:

    hey Andrew Yu-Jen Wang

    FUCK YOU douchebag

  6. Anonymous says:

    Ah ha ha ha ha!
    I wanna party with Bush.

  7. Pat says:

    gotta get those last bush jokes in before the end of the month. But to me, mocking his ignorance will never get old.

    very clever and well done

  8. Anonymous says:

    mouth deuce….nice.

    This is the best bush story i have read in a while.

  9. Anonymous says:

    mouth deuce….nice.

    This is the best bush story i have read in a while.

  10. Pratik says:

    I can totally imagine the stern look on Colin Powell’s face, on the Bush’s ninth post.


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