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German Nerds Like To Rap About Being German Nerds

Note to Germany: You should probably limit only one fat child per teenage rap crew. One is fine, but it’s really hard to look tough when you’ve got two 12-year-olds with B-cups rapping about how cool they are.

10 Responses to "German Nerds Like To Rap About Being German Nerds"

  1. mr. roboto says:

    the translation sucks… so do their “lyrics”

  2. Anonymous says:

    oh, come on… they were totally making fun of themselves as it is, this is great!

  3. newhamshire says:

    hehe, regardless of who they are..that was pretty fuckin funny,

  4. Anonymous says:

    Okay, what is pwn? Is it they will own your crew, or pawn your crew? Funny either way. BTW I doubt they were making fun of themselves. The kid with the flag seemed to be taking the whole thing seriously, throwing up hand signs and all.

  5. KTFO says:

    That wasn’t a real translation you nimrods, get a clue. Also, pwn is internet homo for own.

  6. Anonymous says:

    The next generation of uneducated Albanian sheep herders rapping about what they would do for Kosovo in German…..(shakes head).

  7. Baked Potato says:

    It’s like Biggie Smalls and Fat Joe got together and made babies with David Hasselhoff…in Germany….

  8. Awesomous says:

    I’m confused they keep talking about being rich and owning a company or something like that, but they don’t even speak English.

  9. WhiteTrashMillionaire says:

    As a German I have to tell you, that this is part of the new anti discrimination law. Germany now is only allowed to show ugly and/or retarded people on tv! xD

  10. Anonymous says:

    theyre not german theyre albanian wow you can even see the flag