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14 Responses to "Get It?"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    Dwight, you desperate song of a bitch. I actually thought you were gonna cry.

    Hang in there kid!!!!

  2. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    DonkyPwnte, DonkyPwnte, DonkeyPwnte…

    I’m not a song first off, and second:


    Dwight K. Schrute FTW

    Nuff said.

  3. DonkeyXote says:

    I thought it was superfluous for a vampire to be worrying about his dental hygiene considering his eternal longevity plus the fact he’s in the Sesame Street cast, which means gore and shit like are kept at a bare minimum.

    Last I heard the Count is only able to get his bloody fixes by going through Miss Peggy’s rubbish bin and fishing out her used tampons and using them as teabags.

    Heh-Heh-heh voan tampen!
    Heh-Heh-heh zwei tampens!
    Heh-Heh-heh traei tampens!
    Heh-Heh-heh faur tampens!
    Heh-Heh-heh heh-Heh-heh!!

  4. Perry Mason says:

    For anybody wondering why we all hate DonkeyXote, may I present to you ‘Exhibit A’.

  5. MyFightWiffaCheeto says:

    Okay, once and for all… to clear the air… Are you Philosopher?

  6. Captain Ahab says:

    C’mon. Do you REALLY think he’s gonna cop to being Philosopher?

    We’re dealing with a man who refuses to admit that >1 person might hate his guts, even though Holy Taco took a video lambasting his ass and featured it on their front page!

    Belief in the face of contradictory evidence = delusion. So, in Donkey’s mind, he probably never was Philosopher. But the rest of us hold these truths to be self-evident, that all fuckwits are created equal.

    Donkey is Philosopher, Philosopher is Donkey.

  7. Mr Right! says:

    What are you guys bitching about, that was some hilirious commenting that DonkeyXote fellow is far fetched!

  8. gayo@nom.ccp says:

    1st NOT

    Ps: im drunk

  9. BuzzOff says:

    since ur drunk google: Sexy Photoshop FAIL

  10. Body Massage says:

    hahaha, i struggled for a couple minutes going huh?

    the count(the vampire) is a puppet operated by a person’s hand (not vampire); thus the hand is not a vampire allowing it to be seen

  11. Finnegan says:

    You either get a joke or you don’t, but you never explain it… NEVER !!!

    You’re an a**hole for taking the fun of solving this problem on their own from all the little minds that visit this forum… which are about 98%

  12. office jerq says:

    i had to do a double take, i admit

  13. MOUSE says:

    almost a full minute

  14. Jim Deeno says:

    Wow, thats just too funny dude. Seriously.