Research tells us that you, Holy Taco reader, are likely wearing pants. In fact, 67% of you wear pants when you read our site. OR DO YOU?!?! You do. But are they really pants? Or are they trousers? Or some other leg-embracing textile we don’t even know the name of yet, like Sloots or Cotton Jimmies? Use this handy guide and you’ll never wonder again what two-legged beast is choking on your waist.