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GF Sits on BFs Toilet. For 2 Years.

This one’s pretty weird, so let’s get right into it. According to msnbc.com:

NESS CITY, Kan. – Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years, and they’re investigating whether she was mistreated.

It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital, Sheriff Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body, Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend, Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, “Maybe tomorrow,’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.

How stupid do you have be to wait two years before you call the police to get your clearly insane girlfriend out of the bathroom? I imagine a lot of conversations like this:

Boyfriend: Honey…breakfast is ready. Can you please come out of the bathroom.

Girlfriend: Thanks, Hon. But I’m OK.

Boyfriend: Are you sure? I made your favorite. Blueberry waffles.

Girlfriend: Wow. That sounds great. But my skin has grown over the toilet seat. If I stand up my legs will rip off.

Boyfriend: I even got that maple butter you like so much. Why don’t you come sit down at the table.

Girlfriend: It hurts so much. I can only feel pain. Please help.

Boyfriend: OK, well come out whenever you’re ready. I don’t want to rush you.

Girlfriend: Please, for the love of Christ, call for help.

Boyfriend: I love you, too!

Repeat 700 times.

11 Responses to "GF Sits on BFs Toilet. For 2 Years."

  1. pepsiclock says:

    so did he pee around her

  2. sic says:

    oh wow… i wish the picture was there how did skin grow over it..?

  3. Matty D says:

    Sounds like he would make a good father.

  4. Joey T. says:

    that is crazy

  5. jObO says:

    the sherrif’s name is whipple? beautiful.

  6. Eric says:

    Guy: Mornin babe, mind spreading your legs? i gotta take a leak…

  7. Mike says:

    All I keep thinking is this, did the guy have to go to the local 7-11 to take a dump?

  8. Kristina says:

    One can only hope they had more than 1 bathroom. And is it wrong that I want to see pictures?

  9. lily says:

    two years later………..
    guy:bicth!I’m tired of ur stupid bathroom game.I even didn’t have a good sex after that……
    I saw this on Tallmeet.com this morning

  10. gstar says:

    what the hell does she smell like after two straight years of sitting on a toilet?! I mean a person’s fingernails would probably smell bad if they hadn’t washed their hands for awhile… imagine what her skin flaps smelled like in between the toilet seat… the roaches probably scattered as the doctors removed it from her leg.

  11. They are thinking of charging the boyfriend. They should charge the girl with trespassing.

    The boyfriend is an enabler. All he had to do was to stop feeding her. She would eventually get up. He is about as bizarre as she is. They were made for each other. They ought to make a movie. It would be a love story, and it would involve only one set.


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