Here's how I imagine the pitch meeting for this video went:
GUY: "Okay, Mr. Gillette, so you wanna sell more razors, right? Well I'll tell ya where there's a lot of hair: on the balls! Am I right? So why don't people buy more of your razors to shave their balls, huh? I'll tell ya why: because they're afraid they'll chop off their d*ck! So we'll show 'em how to use your razor to shave their balls. It's as simple as that."
dude it would absolutely suck if you cut your self in the process. and you would have to do this shit like everyday so you wont be the prickly pear out of your group of friends. but it would be a lot better if this chick were shaving your juevoes
What about a razor designed to shave your balls? I was shaving my dick the other day and i thought about that.
I mean wrinkled ball skin and 5 blades doesnt always shave well. Too much of a chance so i leave them untrimmed. How do those porn guys do it?. My balls constantly look like Abraham Lincoln. Or the rapper Freeway.
Shave my package? I guess if I was gonna go on a raping spree. I'm married, I don't give a fuck how hairy my balls are. Shit, I might even fluff that shit up with a hair dryer to give my wife's face more padding.
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June 2nd, 2009 at 10:14 am
is that Bob Saget's voice? fucking Saget.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 am
It had to be because this was America's Funniest Video.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:05 am
dude it would absolutely suck if you cut your self in the process. and you would have to do this shit like everyday so you wont be the prickly pear out of your group of friends. but it would be a lot better if this chick were shaving your juevoes
http://tinyurl.com/5b4nmd
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
What about a razor designed to shave your balls? I was shaving my dick the other day and i thought about that.
I mean wrinkled ball skin and 5 blades doesnt always shave well. Too much of a chance so i leave them untrimmed. How do those porn guys do it?. My balls constantly look like Abraham Lincoln. Or the rapper Freeway.
June 2nd, 2009 at 06:29 pm
the porno people probably have one of those laser hair removal machines.
either that or a steady hand with a straight razor.
June 2nd, 2009 at 05:13 pm
Shave my package? I guess if I was gonna go on a raping spree. I'm married, I don't give a fuck how hairy my balls are. Shit, I might even fluff that shit up with a hair dryer to give my wife's face more padding.
June 3rd, 2009 at 07:47 am
Hot Soccer Moms love shaved balls!
June 4th, 2009 at 06:32 am
Two glitches in this process:
Hair becomes stiff down there!
If you cut anywhere by chance, it will hurt alot! Use hair removing creams, they would be best and gentle on the skin!
:D
June 6th, 2009 at 07:41 am
Or you could just, you know, shower and wash the jizz off your balls after you get done spankin' it.
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