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Gillette Makes the Perfect Razor…for Your Balls

Here’s how I imagine the pitch meeting for this video went:
 
GUY:  "Okay, Mr. Gillette, so you wanna sell more razors, right? Well I’ll tell ya where there’s a lot of hair: on the balls! Am I right?  So why don’t people buy more of your razors to shave their balls, huh? I’ll tell ya why: because they’re afraid they’ll chop off their d*ck!  So we’ll show ‘em how to use your razor to shave their balls.  It’s as simple as that."
 
BOSS:"…..Get out of my office."
 
GUY: "We can say it makes your d*ck look bigger."
 
BOSS:  "Sold."
  
 
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9 Responses to "Gillette Makes the Perfect Razor…for Your Balls"

  1. Buddy Ice says:

    It had to be because this was America’s Funniest Video.

  2. Anonymous says:

    is that Bob Saget’s voice? fucking Saget.

  3. Anonymous says:

    dude it would absolutely suck if you cut your self in the process. and you would have to do this shit like everyday so you wont be the prickly pear out of your group of friends. but it would be a lot better if this chick were shaving your juevoes

    http://tinyurl.com/5b4nmd

  4. Anonymous says:

    the porno people probably have one of those laser hair removal machines.

    either that or a steady hand with a straight razor.

  5. Great Jesus Balls says:

    What about a razor designed to shave your balls? I was shaving my dick the other day and i thought about that.
    I mean wrinkled ball skin and 5 blades doesnt always shave well. Too much of a chance so i leave them untrimmed. How do those porn guys do it?. My balls constantly look like Abraham Lincoln. Or the rapper Freeway.

  6. Hot Dip says:

    Shave my package? I guess if I was gonna go on a raping spree. I’m married, I don’t give a fuck how hairy my balls are. Shit, I might even fluff that shit up with a hair dryer to give my wife’s face more padding.

  7. Horny Chick says:

    Hot Soccer Moms love shaved balls!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Two glitches in this process:

    Hair becomes stiff down there!

    If you cut anywhere by chance, it will hurt alot! Use hair removing creams, they would be best and gentle on the skin!

    :D

  9. Anonymous says:

    Or you could just, you know, shower and wash the jizz off your balls after you get done spankin’ it.