Class trips were always a lot of fun. But I'm not sure what I loved most about them. Was it the freedom? Was it the GR8 time I had losing my virginity on the beach? Or was it accidentally texting my dad about it and having him make me come home immediately so I didn't have any more beach sex before the trip was over. Or maybe it was that I got to use his credit card for the taxi home so he could do a lot of screaming in my face and then just look really sad because he knows what he used to do to girls and now knows that other young boys are doing it to his own daughter. It's too hard to decide.
See now this is confusing. I think the dad overreacted. It could've been her 738th time doing it but her first on the beach. I mean if that's the case, then the dad should've relaxed and realized his daughter is a whore.
yo ok i would have lied so bad all it said was just had first time on beach ...ok and it was the first time she been to that beach and it was great wish u were here lol thats all aint nobody say nuthin bout sex...she dumb for this one and her dad is a G he had that flight waitin lol funniest shit tho lol
See what I don't get is how someone will get losing virginity from that message. It couldn't been I had a great time on the beach. Like having fun with friends.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 8th, 2008 at 01:11 pm
LOL, yeah gangbanging family... :D
December 8th, 2008 at 07:40 am
"Wish you were here" ??? LOL CRAZY girl, just CRAZY!
December 8th, 2008 at 08:58 am
See now this is confusing. I think the dad overreacted. It could've been her 738th time doing it but her first on the beach. I mean if that's the case, then the dad should've relaxed and realized his daughter is a whore.
December 8th, 2008 at 09:19 am
I lost my virginity on some girls couch while her mom was upstairs ironing or some shit like that.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Maybe she really meant to send it to her Mom.
December 8th, 2008 at 09:26 am
What's the best part is that she wishes her dad was there to see it.
December 8th, 2008 at 01:38 pm
lmao your so right. daddy needs to be more accepting
December 8th, 2008 at 02:05 pm
Texting your father after your first time?
I think every Freudian in the world just collectively came.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
you just made my day.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I wonder how quiet she was on the flight back home was.
The dude sitting next to her on the plane was probably thinking "damn this chick is ice cold, what a bitch!"
December 10th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
FAKE - NO TIME STAMP ON THE DAD's CONVERSATION
February 1st, 2009 at 01:59 am
its not fake, i have an iphone, if the person replys before the backlight turns off then the time will not be displayed
December 12th, 2008 at 09:31 pm
yo ok i would have lied so bad all it said was just had first time on beach ...ok and it was the first time she been to that beach and it was great wish u were here lol thats all aint nobody say nuthin bout sex...she dumb for this one and her dad is a G he had that flight waitin lol funniest shit tho lol
December 22nd, 2008 at 03:28 am
Oye
December 31st, 2008 at 09:49 pm
wow..... god... that just would suck....i would lie to save my life..... :)
January 1st, 2009 at 09:02 am
SLUT
May 29th, 2009 at 02:37 am
See what I don't get is how someone will get losing virginity from that message. It couldn't been I had a great time on the beach. Like having fun with friends.
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