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Girl Accidentally Texts Her Dad After Losing Her Virginity

 
Class trips were always a lot of fun. But I’m not sure what I loved most about them. Was it the freedom? Was it the GR8 time I had losing my virginity on the beach? Or was it accidentally texting my dad about it and having him make me come home immediately so I didn’t have any more beach sex before the trip was over. Or maybe it was that I got to use his credit card for the taxi home so he could do a lot of screaming in my face and then just look really sad because he knows what he used to do to girls and now knows that other young boys are doing it to his own daughter. It’s too hard to decide.
 
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22 Responses to "Girl Accidentally Texts Her Dad After Losing Her Virginity"

  1. reject says:

    LOL, yeah gangbanging family… :D

  2. Anonymous says:

    its not fake, i have an iphone, if the person replys before the backlight turns off then the time will not be displayed

  3. vanessa says:

    omg i saw this on youtube and i was laughing so hard… this is the most stupidest girl on earth… she would actually text her dad saying she just did it on the beach and had a “gr8″ time… what an idiot=) lolz

  4. Anonymous says:

    See what I don’t get is how someone will get losing virginity from that message. It couldn’t been I had a great time on the beach. Like having fun with friends.

  5. Anonymous says:

    you just made my day.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Oye

  7. jono says:

    Texting your father after your first time?

    I think every Freudian in the world just collectively came.

  8. Pratik says:

    I wonder how quiet she was on the flight back home was.

    The dude sitting next to her on the plane was probably thinking “damn this chick is ice cold, what a bitch!”

  9. Brad says:

    FAKE – NO TIME STAMP ON THE DAD’s CONVERSATION

  10. Anonymous says:

    yo ok i would have lied so bad all it said was just had first time on beach …ok and it was the first time she been to that beach and it was great wish u were here lol thats all aint nobody say nuthin bout sex…she dumb for this one and her dad is a G he had that flight waitin lol funniest shit tho lol

  11. LiamxD says:

    There’s no proof it’s real , why would the dad or daughter put it online :L ?

  12. AshPba says:

    lmao. guessing she was blindfolded while texting. I always check the number before i send it.

  13. AshPba says:

    lmao. Guessing she was blindfolded or probs closing her eyes or looking away while texting. I always check the receiver before i send it.

  14. Anonymous says:

    wow….. god… that just would suck….i would lie to save my life….. :)

  15. Anonymous says:

    SLUT

  16. reject says:

    “Wish you were here” ??? LOL CRAZY girl, just CRAZY!

  17. Redrum says:

    Maybe she really meant to send it to her Mom.

  18. Dom says:

    See now this is confusing. I think the dad overreacted. It could’ve been her 738th time doing it but her first on the beach. I mean if that’s the case, then the dad should’ve relaxed and realized his daughter is a whore.

  19. Josh says:

    I lost my virginity on some girls couch while her mom was upstairs ironing or some shit like that.

  20. Josh says:

    What’s the best part is that she wishes her dad was there to see it.

  21. Anonymous says:

    lmao your so right. daddy needs to be more accepting