
Ya know, a lot of diseases go unnoticed in this day and age. Sure, there’s national breast cancer awareness month, but which month helps spread the word about Open Mouth disease? This malady, which affects approximately one girl, makes it physically impossible for her to close her mouth whenever a camera is around. Won’t you help put an end to this terrible affliction? For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy…one cup of coffee…and that’s about it. I’m pretty sure there’s no cure.













Unbelievably, there are more here.
I’d like to stick a fire hose in that trap, as per the post a few back
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/23/theres-nothing-sexual-about-these-photos/
Thanks holytaco for the news that matters!
Cool contest! http://forums.holytaco.com/showthread.php?t=11
i bet shes good ay oral sex
i bet shes good at oral sex
She looks like an excited person.
She’s saying “Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!” (in black girl voice)
maybe she was just in awe at being invited to the Model U.N. party…
Yes I have seen this condition before on other asian women. it looks serious. she may have to see a doctor if it persists.
Eating must be hilarious.
She has G.B.D.S. – Gook Blowup Doll Syndrome.
robertt687 – you know nothing Junior – get back to your toys
Apparently, it is contagious. The guy in the 2nd to last image is now afflicted.
When will the horror end?!?
ok so the pic with the asian guy and the little guy with curly hair is creepy
like…. i belong in the ring movie.. creepy
She’s a typical Republican.
Looks like that guy is eating a turd in the lower left of the second to last pic there.
I just want to shove a hamburger in there
I know a guy with this same infliction. He’s notorious for ruining good photos… then he failed out of college
She’s got the same disease that Jenny McCarthy has when she’s photographed.
She needs something to fill her mouth. I have something in mind.
i fnid taht uhfinsev Dom
*dabs mouth with wet washcloth*
see what I put in her mouth at the prom
http://www.myblog.110mb.com
Strange Asian Girl does not change Facial Expressions
Close your mouth a dick might fly in
It’s obvious that she just doesn’t know how to pronounce the word “cheese.” Won’t somebody educate her???
It is best to keep one’s mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
Ummm. I don’t know what to say. Her tongue is always in the same location too. Does she really have a problem?
How awful…doesn’t she know that baring the teeth is a sign of great disrespect in our culture?
Oh and also people who leave their mouth open just sitting around normally, are retarded. Sorry if I offend any retards, but they are.
For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy a cup of coffeeand then throw it on the small of her back.
I think that it is great, but wait until we get home to await the insertion.
Ok, I get it, she keeps her mouth open in all pics. LETS MOVE ON!
Yeah, she’s definitely asking for it. Maybe the shots were taken with a telephoto lens, and she’s confused?
That said, I’m very surprised my post is only the second one out of the first seven posts that referenced “insertion”. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?
she reminded me of this girl i know from my school in germany…
http://www.picfury.com/galleries/ImageGallery-40016.html
Maybe she made that face once and it froze like that. Maybe my grandma were right.
That is my Japanese girlfriend, she was attacked by a rabid totoro in her youth.
Her mouth is weird. Almost as weird as her nose.
How come they don’t put phone numbers down?
Maybe she got Lock-Jaw the night prior… At least it wasn’t in the closed position, or these photos would’ve ended up pretty gory.
She’s got lockjaw because she was used to sucking small asian dicks and then sucked off a black guy and now she can’t close her jaw
Maybe the girl has some sort of self-imposed nervous tick when it comes to photographs. maybe her jaw looks weird in pictures if she closes her mouth, and rather than deal with what she perceives as a flaw in her physical appearance, she opens her mouth as a shield. It’s peculiar the hang ups we have about our own appearance, and what we’ll do to cover them up. Some people think they have a bad smile, so they put their hand over their mouths when they laugh. Same deal here.
Or, maybe she’s terrified of cameras. Maybe every time she senses a camera in her vicinity, she erupts into horrified screaming. Blood murder screams.
Regardless of the maybes, I think “open mouth” is the new “kissy face.” Coming soon to tween girls myspaces everywhere!
Advertising pictures?
POOR GIRL, I WISH HER THE BEST.
wtf is wrong with her
Get a grip all of you.. You are all so mean
haha i bet her mouth is open
beautiful
She’s cute. She looks like my wife.
This reminds me of this site: doingtheface.blogspot.com
She’s pretty hot
waahahahahaha, brilliant!
what a fucking whore
I don’t know If should laugh or be sad …
1st – does she know that her pictures were posted like this ?
2nd- o_O is “OPEN-MOUTH DISEASE” real ? cuz I already searched for it o_O and came back with nothing…
3rd- o_O when she opens her mouth its just like some kind of pose o_O are aware of that or are u stupid ?
this is really an insult to the person in here =_=
That’s simply her “camera face”. It’s used by people with only a partial attachment to the events around them, so they use a set, ‘safe’ expression, never figuring anyone would put together a group of photos which would expose the facade inside.
Is her mouth stuck like that or did she mold it around a Penguin?
I take pictures like that.
don’t mouth here off!
Hmm… This came frOm somewhere I’ve been To before.
she didn’t get that round mouth from eating square meals and also notice the bright whiteness of her teeth and her mother told me “that she goes to a dentist for a hair cut”. Cum on!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s contagious, the chinese guy in the 7th picture is infected…
BFD. Who cares…
big deal so she smiles with her mouth open, get a life people don’t you have nothing better to do then trash some chick?
cock goes where?
She would make a great pornstar
I had an ex with this disease. She claimed sucking all those other guys’ dicks was her “treatment.” I hope she’s dead.
what a dumb bitch
did anybody else see jackie chan (2nd photo) giving the Rock’s signature eyebrow raise?
the picture by the water is the best. She looks like dracula.
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Hey it’s T-rex girl stop butchering teh vestibules memes.
That is frickin’ awesome! Does she know she is stricken with such a serious disease, and that this website is spreading awareness for her cause??
STFU!
so, what’s you point. that’s the way it is meant.
Are you serious…?
This is a joke.
Now get off the internet.
she sucked too much cock
the only time she shuts her mouth is when she swallows my cum
I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WHEN I SAW THOSE PICTURES …..
BUT THEN I MADE MY WHAY DWN TOWARDS THE COMMENTS ..AND I GOTTA SAY GUYS YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO RUINE A PERFECTLY GOOD JOKE ……SOOO THANKS FOR THAT ………….hahahah goddamn i mean every single picture ………hahahahahahaha
mku,gh,k,
Who cares about this dumb bitch.
Is the dude in the arcade sucking on the ear of the horse she is sitting on??? WTF! Looks like he too could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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I know that she got the whitest teeth I ever CUM across!!!! At least she swallowed the evidence!!!
She’s HOT!!! An open mouth is not always a bad thing. I could find one or two uses for that mouth.
Maybe while your at it, you can donate to those douchebags afflicted with the “trout pout” They can’t have their pictures taken without sticking out their lips like a bunch of complete idiots. Stop it people! While you are at it, stop with the “gangsta signs”….seriously
*Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Is this similar to the puckered lips syndrome? I swear it’s a goddamn epidemic.
i’d wrap those lips around my member
nannercannon- that syndrome only effects those living in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn
Why does she keep her mouth open in every photo?
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uh…idk maybe you should create a blog called holy taco and post pictures of her on it to see what people say!?
Amen to that.
owned +2
attractive, but she needs an OFF SWITCH!
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Bunch of fuckin morons replying to stupid shit on the net…what kinada goons do that?
last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it
If she closes her mouth she has tragically saggy, creased cheeks. Like an old woman who just awoke from sleeping for hours with her face on a table.
She is so multicultural, look at her pictures. She´s got friends from all over, bet she has Thai blood
Imagine that- an Asian girl who thinks she’s cute and every guy wants her…
what a stupid bitch!.
At least she’s got decent oral hygiene.
not only do I want her to shut
her mouth in photos but I get the
distinct feeling if I were to hear
her speak I’d want her to close her
mouth as well.
she doesn’t open her eyes all the way either
I kept expecting that “Grudge” noise to come out of her face…
Close your fawking mauth
Close your fuckin maouth
She just forgets the cock isn’t inside…
another poor victim of this horrid mutilation..
http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/3600/emcollage.jpg
another poor victim of this horrid deformity
http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/3600/emcollage.jpg
I would like to empty the soy sauce in my egg roll in her mouth.
STUPID BITCH I HOPE SHE WILL SUFFER THE INTERNET MALEDICTION AND WILL BE KILLED SOON, AND HER CORPSE WILL BE POSITIONED WITH THE MOUTH AND LEGS AND PUSSY WIDE OPEN MUAHAHAHA
It’s an old post so nobody’s going to see this, but maybe she’s just always fucking talking. She IS a girl.