Let's face it, most men are shallow pigs. So, in an effort to illustrate to all the women of the world how the typical male brain works, we've shown you the job application in their head you're unknowingly filling out on a first date.
You're totally forgetting the most important part of this application, the "Check all that apply" form. They would then have to check all the sex acts they are willing to do/try. You could even put a "Minimum five required to apply" type disclaimer. The wife and I already made one up in case anything happens to her.
You need to put a box for HER anual income and if she has a car or not. That way you can tell if shes going to want you to pick her up all the time and pay for her stuff. i can see it now, check for employment: no or BEEN HAD MONEY!!!
Sadly, I would have to add "Have you been molested/raped by a family member Y/N" and "If Yes, please describe current relationship with that/those family members"
Yeah, I gotta agree... there should be simaliar questions for the Boyfriend application.
Thought it was pretty funny but at the same time I was like, Wow..look at these questions.. You gotta laugh at it !
I was inspired by this and created my own Boyfriend Application in response:
http://s27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lrm2269/?action=view¤t=APPFORBOYFRIEND.gif
YEAH LOL Unless you lived it! I'd say go fuck yourself either way it's ok you wake up with yourself and if you can live with it I sure as hell can! In your case Easter would have nothing to do with it!
some men are so lame especially this one who created a form about getting a girlfriend u obviously dont know much about women and how to treat them as far as i can see u have no respect for them at all
and some women have NO sense of humor at all. Seriously...have you ever stopped to consider the fact that you are talking about respect for women on a comedy site called "Holytaco." F*cking brilliant
Good afternoon friends ;).
I am from Western and now teach English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "All in one seo pack wordpress plugin search engine optimization.Viteb is a website design and web application development company in india."
Hi,how doing,i hope by the garce of almight god you are doing good.The reason of writing this letter is that i was looking for a girl friend and i have seen that no one l like you,i have seen many faces no like you. i went you to been my girl friend.
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March 4th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
Now that, that is funny
March 4th, 2009 at 06:09 pm
My first website was similar to this, this one is ten times better though O.o
March 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
You're totally forgetting the most important part of this application, the "Check all that apply" form. They would then have to check all the sex acts they are willing to do/try. You could even put a "Minimum five required to apply" type disclaimer. The wife and I already made one up in case anything happens to her.
March 5th, 2009 at 01:39 pm
Could you put it in PDF format so I can print it out?
March 5th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
Would "Experience with professional athletes" be OK to add?
March 5th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
Also add in a box asking if they have any disabilities... missing limbs, digits, an eye, permanently walk with a limp... etc.
March 5th, 2009 at 03:43 pm
You need to put a box for HER anual income and if she has a car or not. That way you can tell if shes going to want you to pick her up all the time and pay for her stuff. i can see it now, check for employment: no or BEEN HAD MONEY!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
too short
put more jokes in it
March 5th, 2009 at 08:16 pm
Good stuff.
March 5th, 2009 at 08:47 pm
What about the "Willing To Have Threeway With Another Woman" question?
March 5th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
DAMN!
March 6th, 2009 at 07:02 am
I would kill for a "boyfriend application". same content mostly....
but seriously...
and can you add a box for "lives in parents basement" to that one?
March 6th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
I love the "Still Obsessed, Y/N" box. F*king brilliant.
March 6th, 2009 at 06:21 pm
Love the bolded "Opposed to Anal Sex No" box ...
March 6th, 2009 at 06:21 pm
Sadly, I would have to add "Have you been molested/raped by a family member Y/N" and "If Yes, please describe current relationship with that/those family members"
March 6th, 2009 at 08:55 pm
PDF it!
March 9th, 2009 at 01:31 am
Yeah, I gotta agree... there should be simaliar questions for the Boyfriend application.
Thought it was pretty funny but at the same time I was like, Wow..look at these questions.. You gotta laugh at it !
March 10th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I love how the name comes after all the physical attributes and no last name required, shit, last name discouraged.
March 10th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
The person who has time to come up with this and post it must not have to use it very often!
March 12th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I was inspired by this and created my own Boyfriend Application in response:
http://s27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lrm2269/?action=view¤t=APPFORBOYFRIEND.gif
March 17th, 2009 at 08:01 am
who cares?
March 19th, 2009 at 09:56 am
Shut the hell up "Mike in San Diego" with your dumbass. You create something.
April 15th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Pretty funny stuff
April 12th, 2009 at 07:05 pm
YEAH LOL Unless you lived it! I'd say go fuck yourself either way it's ok you wake up with yourself and if you can live with it I sure as hell can! In your case Easter would have nothing to do with it!
April 13th, 2009 at 03:40 am
some men are so lame especially this one who created a form about getting a girlfriend u obviously dont know much about women and how to treat them as far as i can see u have no respect for them at all
April 24th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
and some women have NO sense of humor at all. Seriously...have you ever stopped to consider the fact that you are talking about respect for women on a comedy site called "Holytaco." F*cking brilliant
April 25th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
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May 12th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Good afternoon friends ;).
I am from Western and now teach English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "All in one seo pack wordpress plugin search engine optimization.Viteb is a website design and web application development company in india."
:-) Thanks in advance. Elvin.
May 23rd, 2009 at 06:48 pm
+1 к предыдущему комменту :)
May 28th, 2009 at 05:10 am
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June 9th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
i went a girl friend
June 9th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
i went you as my girl friend
June 9th, 2009 at 01:04 pm
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