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This is a photo of what A-rod was left with after the divorce. Two white people and a pile of cheese.
I am going to nibble on this envelope like a rat does cheese!
Wife “Hopefully that crazy guy with the axe we saw trying to hitch a ride to NYC doesn’t cut it…”
We solemnly declare Cheez-it yummiest beyond measure.
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And that’s how you get so much cheesey taste in one bite.
…Have a chance to win this cheesy sculpture ! (It came from France and nobody wanted it at the office.)
Lion King the musical and a huge block of cheese with the founding fathers carved into it. What more could you ask for? Well. . . the dudes probably wishing for a hotter girlfriend/sister.
Cheese: America was not built on such things, but it is the reason why the citizens are obese.
I find cheese in 1 lbs block form to be much more useful. What the hell is this sculpture depicting? The committee that decided to give infected sheets to Native Americans? why waste cheese. (brought to you by the committee to save cheese)
I find cheese in 1 lbs block form to be much more useful. What the hell is this sculpture depicting? The committee that decided to give infected sheets to Native Americans? why waste cheese. (brought to you by the committee to save cheese)
It would look more realistic if they used “WHITE” cheddar ?!?!
How long did Criss Angel say he would be in there?
And you say the way I make love to you is cheesy!!!
“Either we go watch the god damn lion king, or i steal this cheese for you, and you can’t have both”
“So this is what you did with all that dick cheese”
“We gonna sound so smart when we tell ‘em all back home that we went to NYC and seen the Mount Rushmore.”
Dead presidents, cheddar–I feel you now, Fitty.
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… monument of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.
this picture reaffirms my belief that all people suck… except for me of course
“Well, honey, at least things were as cheesy back then as they are now.”
” I wonder if I could F#@! it?”
“Me too!”
Celebrate Independence Day with a sculpture of the same ingredients found in most American’s thighs
Thomas Jefferson -”One day they’ll make a GRAND monument to remember this great moment in American history.”
“i hear the base is actually a sombrero with tortilla chips surrounding the brim and salsa’s inside the sculpture. ooooohhhh baby i cant wait till tomorrow…i hear its gonna be a scorcher. HERE I COME FREE NACHOS!”
“Its just a god damned piece of cheese people” – George W. Bush
“You brought me all the way here to see this, are you happy now?”
Kinda cheesy isn’t it?
And I thought that Legally Blonde: The Musical was the cheesiest thing on Broadway!
We find these truths to be self evident that all cheese are created stinky.
This is really bad but oh well.
“Wow the forefathers really did make the world a cheddar place”
We the people, in order to cut the cheese…
Mindy doubted that it would taste as good as her boyfriend’s smegma.
Only 2 “Crackers” for all that cheese?
I can’t believe they put the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s float right behind the Cheez-It float.
A monument to all that is wrong with people from Wisconsin, and next to that a cheese sculpure.
“Hey Fivel! Didn’t I say that in America the streets are paved with cheese?”
Whats with the token black guy in the back row???
You think that’s impressive? You should see the size of the New York City rat they are gonna feed it to!
The Declaration of Independence is the perfect plan of mice and men
“We present to you- the Big Cheeses of our nation”
Collateral Damage: This surveillance photo shows a couple of unsuspecting Slavic tourists moments before they were devoured by a pack of hungry Manhattan rats.
“You Farted!”
“Its the cheese, I swear!”
That’s the Cheez-it, beotch!
This is like a wine-o’s dream come true.
13:41 hrs and counting till an explosion of cheestastic proportions…..
“Honey, we are going to be soooooo constipated after this.”
“BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CHEESE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is thinking; “Ummmm, that cheese sure does look tasty!!!”
He is thinking; “I wonder how long that would take to eat???”
The only known picture of the cheez-it statue before a mob of stoners devoured it.
You mean if I eat this huge fucking cracker in one minute we can win this statue???
Honey, look at that che…….Oh wait! You see that? Nice….
Oh honey, it smells just like Mr Winkie…
DAMN! That new David Beckham/Armani ad is HUGE!!!
I wounder why I’m craving Cheeze-Its all of the sudden . . .
Damn! patriotism taste like shit
“It ain’t ee-z being chee-z.”
No no..
“We need more crackers!”
Well, go-o-o-o-o-lly! Them there lil fellas ain’t moved a bit in the five hours I been standing here…
man: look honey its the simpsons! 3D!!!
woman: dont be rediculous thats just a statue of some asians
“Cheese-us those guys are really old. Is the cheese moldy? I know you’ll eat it honey, you’ll eat anything. I mean……….you’re already gnawing on that envelope.”
Hey honey, it smells just like your vagina.
“One day, I will be on this cheese block! You’ll see!”
“So this is where President’s cheese comes from.”
“Ben Franklin was never President numbnuts”
I smell a rat…
cheesus christ karaoke was dull back then
Look! It’s Ha
Look! It’s Han Solo’s cousins from the Cheddar Strikes Back.
“looks so good it will make you eat envelopes”
“mmmm cheesyy” thinks the girl
“mmmm cheesyy thinks the girl
the above was me
“I love men in cheese”
(kit kat song plays in backround) Give me a break………….. give me a break,break me off a piece of that cheese it statue!
Holy Cheese-it Batman!!!
“How far apart are your contractions?”
“Who cares?!”
“Artist’s rendition of how foreign countries see America”
The newlyweds from Nebraska could never figure out big city livin. Let alone the art.
Cheese. We stole it from foreigners the same way we stole our country…so patriotic.
Not realizing the sublimal advertising, Katie was halfway through her inter-office memo before she realized it wasn’t a cheez-it
pulled this whole thing out of johnson’s colon…sculpted and all….
I hanker for a hunk of, a slab or slice or chunk of, i hanker for a hunk of cheese. yahoo!
10,000 udders sore and still no amendment for their protection.
avg american : who the hell are those yellow Asian ppl in that statue?
The critic was heard saying “it’s gouda”
if you ever wanted to have sex with the founding fathers and/or a huge block of cheese…..this is likely your only chance.
A cheese sculpture of our forefathers and a woman eating an envelope. Now I have seen everything.
I hold these truths evident that this country will not be completely delicious until I see signatures from Francis Bacon, John Budweiser, and Sir Edmund of Porkrind.
“Made from 100% Fromunda Cheese”
Yes, we know politicians have the cheese, but what about the ones with crabs. Don’t forget about them!
I always knew that the Lollipop Kid’s would finally get their careers back on track.
Finally, something I can eat and fuck without a felony.
Stop offering my girlfriend fromunda cheese, Ben Franklin!!!