Write a caption for the above photo and you can win a copy of Criss Angel’s Mindfreak – Season 3. If you don’t know Criss Angel, he’s the illusionist who can make himself levitate and manage to hook up with Pam Anderson (still his best trick by far.) Just leave your caption in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email from HolyTaco.
See last week’s winner after the jump.
Winner:
Dr. Lever Legs – This is the weirdest dump I ever took.
Runners Up:
Lee – Whiskey for me and a beer for my horse!
Seth – You in the black shorts…you’re next!
Ben – Best. Bar Mitzvah. Ever.
Subtyrone – After years of avoiding the dangerous beast, I finally confront my white whale.
This is “after”. You should see the “before” photo.
After the alligator incident, Bob shows where they surgically attached the breakfast sausages to replace his missing fingers.
Rick was an outstanding scholar and accomplished athlete before he started sniffing glue in the back alleys of Detroit.
We had high hopes for Josh, until he started playing his old record albums from “Ministry” backwards.
BREAKING NEWS ——see if you can guess which murdered rapper sperm was used to make a baby with a lesbian talkshow host …..its name is ………ROSIE SMALLS…..goodluck
I’m so fat and goth that I shit vampires!
“I’m SO NOT READY!”
“I have what doctors call A LITTLE BIT of a weight problem. When I was a kid, I used to grab bearclaws two and a time and get them lodged…right…here.”
I eat because I’m emo and I’m emo because I eat!!!
YOU! Get in my BELLY!!!
Go ahead, pull my finger! I dare you!
Lord of The Rings the movie was actually shot inside my stomach. It’s big enough to fit all of middle earth no problem. We actually had fallout boy play a concert for all of the actors in there. It was great.
word up to my dawg Wigglys
Piggly’s Wiggly’s pimpin nigga
‘M’ is for Me, which is lost…somewhere in here.
This is the new shocker. Want to try it?
I’m so dark, I don’t just have upside down crosses with me, I also make the Westcoast sign upside down. I do everything upside down.
And this is what that bitch’s hand looked like after he tried to steal my Hot Pocket.
Gang signs are less intimidating when your fingers are stubby and sausage-like.
Gangsta? Goth? Hungry?
I just landed the part of Drew and Mimi’s love child in The Drew Carey Show: The Movie!
I’m finally a ballerina, werd.
Gentlemen, I present to you the next step in human evolution, homo-rotundus.
Round here, we don’t bust a cap in yo ass… we eat you with lots of A-1 sauce and tabasco… 4-LIFE!
Charlie takes a photo showing the new gang sign for the Portly White Boys. Police reports say that they have been intimidating rival gang members with hungry looks.
When did Marilyn Manson and Fat Bastard have a baby?
DADDY DIDN’T LOVE ME……so I ate him
Nice trick, now if only he could remove the fat from his ass.
I would normally submit a caption, but i would actually feel like a loser if i won cause Crisssssss angel is gay.
‘M’ is for McDonalds
Since your having trouble guessing what sex I am, I’ll help you out by showing you what my genitals look like.
“Omg! Check out my new ‘MySpace’ Picture!”
Up next on VH1′s Where Are They Now? Robert Smith from The Cure talks about his mid-life battle with weight control, and has a warning for kids about the long term affects of teasing your hair out.
itz sooo hard growin up in Da hood…
Does this lipstick make me look fat?
Look! I turned my head into a potato!
You have new picture mail!
“Mom, I’m stuck in the bathroom again. Please bring the doorway grease.”
Maybe if I rep Criss Angel, He can use his illusion power to make me look skinny.
the M reminds me I’m a Man, since I can’t tell from looking in mirror.
the M reminds me I’m a Man, since I can’t tell from looking in a mirror.
Chris Angel before he learned about Jenny Craig.
I have finally become big enough to get my fingers stuck. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me since I ate my thumb.
Back then Ho’s didn’t want me, now I’m hot they all on me
I’m not Peter Griffin. I’m Rokxar, Leader of the F.F.G.K.G. (Fat Fingered Goth Kids Group)
Not the masturbator, not the vibrator, I am the violator!! See, I told Tom I am a shoe in for the clown in the next spawn movie.
The most exciting part of the evening was finding out that Criss Angel wears mascara on his dick
The leader of the Gothic Gangsters.
Finger lickin’ good!
Is that the west coast pig nuckle eating champ?
This way to my moose knuckle… bitch!
maybe Chris will see and be able to help me cause Jesus said I was SOL
maybe Chris will see this and be able to help me cause Jesus said I was SOL and Richard Simmons laughed at me.
this is Sign language for “mommy” not “McDonalds” you Noobs
God, momma should have spanked me.
my friends tell me I’m the cool one
I am getting some leg tonight fo shizzle!
WU-TANG clan aint nothin’ to fuck with!!!