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Talk about small mans complex…
This is what happens when you order motorcycle parts out of a Big and Tall catalog
The “Y” member of the YMCA Biker Gang.
I know, the flames were going a little overboard.
Raise both hands if you look like a fucking idiot…
Almost there. Must… hold… on…
Motorcyclist Mocks McCain’s Straight Talk Express by being able to lift his hands above his shoulders.
Don’t take out the bike, Dad said.
Won’t be able to reach the handlebars, he said.
I am sorry to say but this weeks winner was the stupidest you have picked. Although I didn’t even make the “runner up list” this week. I felt there were atleast 3 runner up’s this week that could of won. Holy Taco your losing your edge!!!
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, … Everybody now!!
…after my misleading career at Notre Dame I bought the misleading Monkey bars for my hog!!
Damn you D0zer!!
Who you callin sissy????
Just showing the size, just showing the size
Another victim of a misleading craigslist add.
Quick do your best Jesus impression.
Usually fatal motorcycle accidents are a tragedy. Usually.
Look Ma…No brains!
B.S. Winner,
Nobody likes a hater. Better luck next time, Skippy.
Forget the $25 dollar fee. This is the REAL Jesse James bad check policy.
In the latest news, a biker died while the riding a newly released Joe Montana edition motorcycle.
Hasbro’s Power Wheels “Douchebag Midget Biker” edition premieres just in time for the 2008 Christmas buying season.
Ape hangers? more like douche hangers.
After a thorough 112 point inspection, Ron the Bike Mechanic decided to personally return the bike to Yao Ming himself.
I bet he thinks people who drive 4 wheel vehicles look stupid
John McCain can’t drive this hog…
Its easier to air out this way than it is to bathe.
“Long and Hard…that’s how I like to ride it.”
Yeeee haaaaw
1st?
“Go Go Gadget Handlebars!”
A normal sized person sure looks dumb riding shaq’s chopper..
Midget awareness day… live a day in their small ass shoes…..
Raise both hands if you’re a complete douche bag.
On your right you’ll notice the exit for the Missouri Department of Transportation – District Office and some guy trying out for an Old Spice commercial
Raise your hands if your SURE!!!
bike mechanic: “sir, if the handlebars get any longer, you won’t be able to sit down and reach them…”
biker: “do i really need to sit?”
The Lynchmobile.
Honestly, I think this week’s picture is just not that captionable.
With that being said, man there must be a shitonne of bugs on that douche’s vest.
Biker: “I dunno why I did this, I guess I just have a thing for long, hard shafts.”
Biker: “Because comfort and practicality is for pussies.”
new age form of transportation meets middle age form of spiritual purification…. the rack!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
you know how I know your gay
“No, seriously, how the fuck do I turn this thing?”
Who farted?? BEANIE!!!!!!
“Well since theres no such thing as a sex change to become a monkey, i went to further elements to achieve my dreams, 21st century style!”
Earl finally found a cure for his B.O. problem.
This is why you should always read the directions before assembly.
In Soviet Russia, bike rides you!
New on DVD…Honey I Shrunk The White Trash
Compensating
Do these streamers make me look retarded?
WHEEEE, look at me on the monkeey bars, WHEEEE
Missouri Department of Transportation District Office Next right
i love my motorcycle this much!
“Don’t care much ’bout the bike, so long as I can get away from Silverman and all her terrible vagina jokes.”
Roscoe likes to stay in practice for when he hears those all too familiar words “Put your hands up and step away from the child!”.
Taking “Bikers for Jesus” a little too far
To the posters who are making fun of McCain raising his arms:
McCain broke both his arms and legs when his plane crashed in Vietnam.
When the Vietnamese found him, they threw him in POW prison for 7 years.
No doctor set his bones, no cast, no physical therapy, his bones just healed anyway they could.
He married a rich wife, and could have spent the rest of his life sitting on his rear, and feeling sorry for himself.
…..I’m not saying vote for the guy, but seriously don’t rag on him for not being able to raise his arms.
Oh and the reason one side of his face sticks out more than the other is because he has been treated for skin cancer four times.
If you don’t believe me look it up.
The New “Raise Your Hands above your Head” John McCain Chopper, get yours today.
“still not as retarded looking as the coolest scooter.”
Who the fuck wants a Sarah Silverman DVD?
It’s a great way to get from point A to B and work your lats.
The tassles are what completes the ensemble.
And Easyrider says the kick is GOOD!
“Who’s Motorcycle is this?”
“Zed’s”
“Who’s Zed?”
“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s Dead…”
What kind of jaggoff steals Yao Ming’s motorcycle
You know what they say… The bigger the handle bars the bigger… oh wait that’s not it.
The return of the flying X!
“Who ever thought a neglected and abused child could turn out so damn well? Joke is on you mom, joke is on you.”
I’d rather have the gift certificate, and I don’t even like burritos.
I wonder how many Mexican’s can fit on that thing?
I knew when I won this bike I was just a lil too short. But what the hey it reminds me of my gobot
Shaq doesn’t need LoJac
I once caught a fish this Big.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz oh what a relief it is.
Double the mint, double the pleasure.
Missouri- Home of the S & M hog.
I bet his Penis is bigger than mine.
… and I thought doing pull ups on the way to work would save time…
This way I’ll never be upwind of anyone ever again.
DOES THIS MAKE ME COOL?
“touchdown”
So what fuck are we winning a holy taco credit card or a date with sarah silverman
So what the fuck are we winning a holy taco card or a chance to give sarah silverman a cleveland steamer
bikers are hardcore…
Jack Links Messing With Sasquatch: “Let’s see them top this prank! I stole that Hairy Bastards BIKE!!!!”
Just another casual friday at the DOT district office
Tony Danza is still alive??
My Anaconda don’t want none unless it got Long Handle Bars hun.
Someone caught the fever for the flavor of a Pringle….
Strong enough for a Man but PHAT balanced for a biker
Where’s the Beef??
Life is like these here handle bars… long and hard. Oh wait… or is it I am a lot like these here handle bars… long, hard, shiny and only gripped by strong hands….
I asked the wizard for additional length (wink, wink), I think he misunderstood……
Larry finally figured how to take his pet eels on trips without them dragging when he slowed down.
Larry told the bikemaker ” make me a cool bike , i want to surrender to the joys of the open road.
Alright Little Tykes finally came out with an adult version of thier Big Boys Bike sit and ride motorcycle.
Todd Palin looks hot on a bike.
Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Where are the two old hillbillys from Easyrider when you need them?
You can’t fix stupid !!!
I have to velcro my ass to the seat or I will look like an even bigger ‘tard !!
From the new CMT series, ‘Trick on a Bike.’
I’m going to win the uber-douche award this year if it kills me!
@ darylo: I believe this turd burgler is hispanic so the correct quote would be: El Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Man in Car: “Look at the bike! The paint job is God-awful!”
Yeah, the tassels ARE a bit much, but they compliment the paint job so well.
Where’s Matthew Broderick when you need him?
Fuck I”m really sorry, but I couldn’t swerve around the dog.
Talk about over compensation!! I didn’t know Matt Roloff had a hog!
Notice Me! Notice Me! I paid 30,000 for this custom motorcycle to compensate for me short penis, notice me!
how big is timmy…… how big is timmyyyyyyy…..
SO BIG!
Tonight’s Special: Flame-kissed redneck douche bag skewers, slightly charred, fresh off the Missouri pavement
Why is everyone pointing at me and laughing ?
No brain , no pain !!!
Channeling Nixon’s famous pose – the crew at American Choppers have delivered the long awaited Republican theme bike.
YAY I”M RIDING DADDY’S BIKE!!!!
Shaquille O’Neil is gonna be pissed when he finds out someone stole his hog.
Damn…this bike is so bad-ass my handlebars shit themselves…
Think this is bad ass, wait until you see my lawn mower.
With these new handle bars I saved a ton of money on my deodorant.
I can inflate my ego with these handlebars, these handlebars, these handlebars, and I can stretch the epicondyle of the humerus, the humerus, the humerus.
“Sitting-jacks”
The low budget sequel to ‘Snakes on a Plane’ did not fair well at the box office.
bein coool aint easy…….Squares!!!