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Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour

Write a caption about this extremely unfortunate bicyclist and you can win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour. This game is essentially Tecmo Bowl for the 21st Century. Each game lasts 15 minutes and you don’t have to know the difference between a zone blitz or a cover 2. You need two buttons to smash and dash. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco and games will be shipped when NFL Tour hits the streets on January 8th. Here’s what it looks like:

23 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour"

  1. polar bear says:

    go go gadget rain proof suit………………oh crap.

  2. jack says:

    chocolate rain……chocolate rai.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    ……….i cant breathe…i….cant ….breathe.

  3. Iram says:

    Superman that hoe! Soulja boy aint got shit on me!

  4. Iram says:

    Dam now my chain is gonna rust….

  5. Tom says:

    “he just ate more shit than two girls one cup!!!”

  6. Justin says:

    Earl Poppins, the half brother of Mary, gets his gracefulness gene from his father, not their mother.

    (yes, Grandma Poppins got around)

    However, he does like children, and has the criminal charges to prove it.

  7. -pepp- says:

    i really hope he isn’t Asian although he looks like he is.. if so he really plays into the stereotype.. he actually makes it 10 times worse… apparently Asians can’t ride bikes either!

  8. howardcross says:

    Global warming had taken it’s toll on the Eastern Freestyle BMX circuits

  9. Acrobat says:

    Is this the way to the Marry Poppins audition?

  10. Derek says:

    Good call on the umbrella chief, looks like it really kept you from getting wet today…

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  14. NFL Handbag says:

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  15. Jordan says:

    “Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the…FLOOOOOOOOORRRRR!”

  16. Robert Patrick, actor says:

    This isn’t funny. This man was probably severely injured.

  17. Jordan says:

    Is that a dime in the middle of the road? It is!

  18. Brendon says:

    Some days are better than others

  19. RawRaw says:

    “Follow me! I know a short cut to the gutter..”

  20. MattM says:

    Mary Poppins is full of shit.

  21. JMek says:

    I should have taken the bus.

  22. And he’ll never forget the moment he heard Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant.

  23. polar bear says:

    go go gadget rain proof suit………………fuck.