Write a caption for this future felony conviction’s hilarious bucket antics and you could win a copy of Haze for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Vinny Another victim of the ass-sniffing venus chair-trap.
Runners Up:
AnthonyYEAH!! – the things i do to get a glimpse at sara’s pretty panties.
Michael – Yup ..that was definitely the wrong hole.
Jay – “Kid, let this be a valuable lesson to you: always use KY Jelly on your head for tight spaces.
Thanks7pin – Luckily after removing the boys head, the chair was able to be used again
Jobu’s Rum – ONE child left behind.
This is what happened after Billy got his hands on grandpa’s bukkake videos.
this will teach grandpa for getting drunk and craping in my pool
Touch my boinker! Take that fatso!
grandpa loves a pussy juice bath on a hot summer day
Haze is the worst game ever made.
Thats what you get for wetting Ma in the face with you wee wee super soaker!
And grandpa stood up and yelled…. FUCKING COCK…..SUCKER.
Ahhh, another weekend with unckle eddie begins……
You should have taught your daughter about condoms, grandpa.
Hey Chucko- that don’t smell like water!
that old man loves pussy juice showers on a hot summer day
Ohhh Mr. Wilson, since you couldn’t come with us to Raging Waters, I thought I might bring “Neptunes Waves” to you.
what an asshole that kid is….
why child abuse is acceptable from time to time
This is what you get for throwing me all the way up on the roof grandpa!
Cancel my World of Warcraft account just to pay for your stinking heart pills will ya.
Tells me to pull his finger? Fuck him. Bath time, gramps.
This Jenkem is some crazy shit, Im giving it up for good. FOR GOOD!
“Fuck that camera, fuck your picture!! … and hey, here is that Bastard child of yours?”
You know, this would probably be more funny had he not died a few minutes ago.
Pool’s closed for renovation.
I’ve got your “wet willie” right here ya old bastard!
“I fucking hate old people smell!!”
sorry grandpa…i was trying to get your hair to grow again.
sorry grandpa. tommy said that this would get your hair to grow.
Hey Dad, hope you’re not having any WET dreams!
Just add water.
“I wonder where little Johnny went off to with my pee bucket.”
Wanna touch my PSP again grandpa?
After grandpa said he got grandma wet last night, I decided it was his turn.
The starting of the Greatest Rube Goldberg Machine Ever.
You know…like in Goonies when Mikey opens the gate for Chunk…except the old man did not have to do the Truffle Shuffle…or did he?
Little Johnnie wanted people to stop calling his Grandpa a “dirty” old man
“This is what you get for hanging my other pair of shorts way up here!”
Look out below, bitch.
O i have chosen my actions carefully Grandpa, Perhaps you should have done the same!
If i can turn that water into piss with photoshop… does that make me like jesus?
“Grandpa always told me he liked ‘em wet!!!”
The Rogaine box said ‘apply liberally’ to scalp…
Hey Gramps, you thought that video of you and R Kelly was pretty exciting? Try this out for size
Bad Touches……. Grand-dad.
A week after Grandpa Bill’s untimely death, little Timmy is still trying to snap him out of it.
Looks like grandson Jimmy’s date has finally arrived in the ‘Grandpa’s $1000 second heart attack pool’.
No money for the ice cream truck my ass!!!
Billy calms his grandpa’s erection caused from peeping on a 12 year old boy undressing in his bedroom.
Kid: “Happy Birthday Fuck Face!!!!”
Rode hard put away wet
This was the last time grampa asked Billy to emty his spitoon…
After trying everything to counter grandpa’s fixation on Superman being the best Superfriend, Jimmy decided that there was only one way left to make him see the obvious…
My ‘skinny little arms’ can’t lift 20 pounds eh?
did this ever happen to you in Vietnam?
Holy shit Charlie! you make me sooooo wet!
“Tickle MY taint while I’m sleep! drowned fu*#*r!!!!”
bill smiled obliviously in his easy chair, His wife would live, his son had just been accepted into harvard, as Death incarnate siphoned his soul with a magical black bucket of death.
Ha HA
Stupid old people
Timothy had yet to fully comprehend the concept of a wet T-shirt contest.
Nothing like a cold one on a hot summer day….
Kid: “Poor grandpa says he hasn’t gotten it wet in years. I dont know what hes talking about but this should help!!”
“Another lame scene from The Happening”
Dumbass has alzheimer’s – i’ll just tell him a storm passed through…
my version of cool grampa!
“You little motherfucking, cocksucking, shiteating bastard. What the fuck did I ever do to you. I’m your fucking grandfather. You little shit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!”
and your mom’s holding the camera. You fucking cunt! I raised you, paid for your college, and taught you how to drive! this is what I get in return. You wonder why I don’t invite you over. Fuck this. Your brother would never pull this shit. Goddamnit! I fucking hate kids! I hope you fall and break your neck you shit. It’d serve you right! I can’t believe I have to deal with this shit. For christ’s sake I’m fucking 80. No it’s not funny! I just shit my pants! All I ask for is a little peace and quiet for 5 fucking minutes and this is what I get. How the fuck would you feel? Of course I’m pissed! Oh let’s get PaPa with a bucket of water, wouldn’t that be great! What if I’d had a heart attack and died? Go fuck yourself you little shit, you and your cunt mom. No you’re not my daughter anymore and I’ll call you whatever the fuck I want!”
Leave now!
The pain Gandpa usually gets in his knee that tells him that rain is coming clearly does not give the same warning for tap water.
Pictured: Things more fun than playing Haze for PS3
Dude, I can’t believe I fucking shot that!
Maybe I’ll refill little Johnnys turtle sandbox with some new sand!
(All Fucking Wet) 
That fucking little bastard! I’m gonna fill it rattlesnakes now! GET OVER HERE!!
This isnt really an entry – but that Rube Goldberg machine comment at the top was extremely clever! I can’t think of anything to top it
Who switches the dirnking water with elephant cum? I’ll get you ya old prick!
Congratulations on winning the big game, Grandpa.
I’ll teach you to change the channel when Power Rangers is on!! Fuck Matlock!!
Shortly after waking, grandpa discovered his shorts were a little wet…
Solving the neighborhood’s child predator problem with icy cold AIDS water.
“That’s the last time you’ll ever put your cigarette out on my ballbag!!!”
I told you to get your shit of my Sandbox Turtle, Old Man!
Lessons that Grandpa is soon to teach young Johnny….revenge is sweet and payback is a bitch, little man.