OK, nerds. You’ve been waiting for this contest longer than you’ve been waiting for that your crappy mustache to come in. Write a caption for the above photo from Jenna Jameson’s new comic titled Shadow Hunter. The best caption will win a LIMITED EDITION LITHOGRAPH OF SHADOW HUNTER which you can promptly put in a sealed baggy and never look at or touch. A couple runner ups will win a comic. As usual, leave your caption in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email (be sure to leave your email, dumbass.) Check out the trailer for the video here. And check out the cover of the comic below.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
WinnerAlex , Guido: the other tan meat… Runner UpsMr. Poopoopachu – Try Drakkar Noir’s NEW Prosciutto Self Tanning Kit. Now you can look like every goomba’s favorite lunch meat. Mr. B – “Why does it smell like Italian sausage in here?” Adam S – In 20 years these girls will look back at their prom photos and realize why they became lesbians.
German – THE AMBIGIOUSLY GOOMBA DUO!!
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Hey, the only way I could look good again is in comic form. So sue me!
“Ok,ok but this is the last sword I sharpen today.”
Porn Star Titties: $30,000.
New Comic Book deal: $3,200,000.
Selling your soul to the devil for a life of fame built on your ability to swallow meat-swords “this big: Priceless.
CSI investigators at Heath Ledger’s apartment found this underground copy of a self-produced porn titled “The Brothers Trimm,’ spoofing his “05 box office bust. It’s now believed that Ledger overdosed on morning after AZT pills to combat his fear that Jameson gave him “the ninja.
This doesnt feel like the snakes im used to….
By the power of the meat Sword i Cast you STD’s back to hell
“I’m gonna cut your heart out and eat it, cause I don’t have one !”
I’ve slain more cocks then that bitch Buffy has slain demons. An I got the tits to prove it!!
Have you ever ?
“Oh those perverted demons are back in my mirror, maybe if i undress slowly…”
Stare at the picture for a couple of days….eventually you’ll see the freaky faces in the background..
Jenna’s recent decision to leave the porn industry came after her threesome with Dragos and Pat in “Nightcocks: The Return to Trannyvania.”
Got Milk?
“Superman always rips his shirt off right before he fights the bad guys. He’s got a big, red ‘S’, I’ve got these big, white DD’s.”
“Do I make you horn….oh….um…nevermind”
I would kill to pump her butthole full of jiz,aaahhhhh yyyeeeaaaaaa!!!!!!!
You horny devils you…
Look I can swallow the sowrd all the way down to here
Ooooh do the big bad demons want some milk….and hepatitis C?
Every demon wanted her services, Jenna was the best sword polisher in all the land.
Alright I’ll put the sword in my snatch, but you guys can’t take any pictures.
ImALostShoe@gmail.com
These stories are faker than my cans!
I guess these horny devils would like me to show them my new strap-on.
You’d must have been stuck in the seventh layer of hell to be ‘that’ anxious to see ‘those’ tits
You must have been stuck in the seventh layer of hell to be ‘that’ anxious to see ‘those’ tits
“The legend of the Dildo Sword”
holytaco [at] seany.us
There are some scary dudes behind me isn’t there? Yea, I better whip my tits out.
She’s a worn out old skank bag but she can still kick ass!
“I’m gonna do her Ted!” “Fuck you dude! It’s my turn!”
“The Sword and the Whore-cerer”
“It’s funny because being a porn star everyone just assumes they can sleep with you.”-Jenna Jameson
Demons: its time to fuck this bitch up for having a bigger cock then her tits.
Market research says no to the swords in this poster. People did respond well to the idea of replacing the swords with dildo’s though. Also replace the virgin logo with the image of a vagina that would resemble “Vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard’s robe”, and you got yourself a publisher!
Jenna: “Yeah, thats right. Living it up so you can keep it up!”
By the powers of the shadow, let these mammarys condemn thee to HELL!
Like this used up whore has something to show us we have not seen before.
The fact it is on Virgin games is even funnier.
Spit roast anyone?
she is all mine get behind lol
I thought the dude on the right was only wearing a vest and no shirt, but a closer look reveals…
Looks like she got pricked alot.
“Sword Swallower Supreme”
hunting never was so sexy
don’t fear the shadows fear the hunter
You should see the tattoo on my vagina. Oh wait, you already have. Many times.
There can be only…two–but they’re “sword of” PERFECT!