Write a caption for this kickass McDonald’s car and you can win a Vado Pocket Video Camera from Creative. It’s less than four ounces so you can take it anywhere you go and film your friends doing stupid stuff…and then send us the video of your friends doing stupid stuff so we can put it up and laugh at your stupid friends. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump:
Winner:
d0zer: The “Y member of the YMCA Biker Gang.
Runners Up:
Steve: Its easier to air out this way than it is to bathe.
Grizzlebees: This is what happens when you order motorcycle parts out of a Big and Tall catalog.
Newt: And Easyrider says the kick is GOOD!
Food Marathon: “Go Go Gadget Handlebars!
Prefect car for a drive by at the drive thru.
Mc Deez Nutts!
McPimpin
McNuggets, McNugget, Yo, McNugget McNuggect Yo…..
They see McRollin’, they hatin’…
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Dad, don’t hang me out the window! Oohhh nooooooo! [/mr bill]
We put the “Mack” in “Mac Tonight”
Two all black brothers, custom paint, 26″ Dubs, ridin’ low in a pimped out sesame seed…….caddy?
McDonalds adds a limited edition “Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd” to its Monopoly Game Board.
I’m gonna get my McGlock out and bust a McCap in yo McAss.
And here I used to think it was just clowns that were scary!
“I’m McThuggin It!!”
We’re workin on changing the name from McDonald’s to McDizzle Fo Shizzle
Two all hood Ratty’s, rims are boss, Rollin’ G’s, Pickin up ho’s in a Mickey D’s ride.
I still can’t figure out how the McDonald’s NASCAR team is winless this year
I swear to God officer. A yellow and and red Caprice with McDonalds logos and 26 inch rims just rolled up and shot that clown.
It should say “McDowells” on the side. And there’s no damn seeds on the bun.
Barak Obama’s new Meals on Wheels program.
The real Hamburglars.
McDonald’s advertizes for a more ‘urban’ audience in Dallas.
The crew that shot up the king.
The Fucheese.
“These rim only cost me a dollar. And I got this free toy!”
McBlood’s gettin ready to go bang on some Burger Crips’ Ass
ok, last one.
The prizes have really gone down hill in this year’s Monopoly instant win stash.
McDonald’s urban marketing campaign has really hit a new level.
What happens when the Burger King is talking shit
Say FOOL!!! You f*ck my Ronald McDonald and You f*ck with all of us Son.
Ever heard that song ” Just bought a cadillac THROW SOME D’S ON IT:
Well iis SHOULD be : Just bought a Big Mac WITH EXTRA CHEESE ON IT!!
This is what happens when the hood rats in New Orleans gets their FEMA checks
This is the #1 reason why you dont do drugs kids. UMM K
Bah dah bah bah bah, I’m dubbin’ it.
Anyone seen my ham sandwich??
I wonder how many Mexican’s you can fit in that thing???
The McEightyFo won last night’s RealTV Award, making it a record 26″ before being pulled over
McDonald’s new drive-by-service, coming to a hood near you.
McPimp, pimpin ho’s for happy meals since ’71.
McDonald’s delivery service.
This contest is NOT McFunny!
How can you McRacists put this on your site and exploit black people?
This McPhoto of urban black kids showing their McPride to a restaurant that they call their own is McLudicrous.
Burger King actually has the KING passing out whoppers! Mcdonalds has the KINGS OF DADE COUNTY rolling through passin out Big Mac’s
“Rollin wit my McShawty”
McDonalds, helping the community keep it pimpin.
Should I be surprised that it still smells like old KFC inside?
10 piece nuggetz but da clown ain’t one!
Ronald, Grimice and Hamburgler without their makeup.
Oh my God he has a Ronald everybody duck it’s a McDrive-By
Oh my God they have a Ronald everybody duck it’s a McDrive-By
Someone tell are ignant homie Donald hea that da “MC in McDonalds aint mean what him and his brothas think it does.
Either way you look at it they’re ridin dirty
We Be Lovin’ It
Oh my God they have a Ronald everybody duck it’s a McDrive-By
26′ ket’n’ chesse wheels are symbolic for my homies in the cages
hey mcdonalds had to somehow reach out to the urban community
Rubble Rubble
“Yo Bra, Say Cheese!”
You want fries wif dat?
Who knew that without all the make-up Ronald McDonald was actually black?
Ronald Mc Donald Doll Mascot – $25
26″ Rims – $2,500.
Custom Paint Job – $4,000.
Your car looking like a Drive Thru on wheels – Priceless!
Last night, New Jersey’s latest lottery winner shows off his new ride outside Xquzit Cuts barber shop and waffle house in Newark.
In Europe, this isn’t called a Quarter Pounder ride. It’s called a Royale with cheese on wheels.
Happy meal toy for the soon to be released “Boyz in da Hood 2: gettin’ crunk”
I think the new McRib ad is pretty racist.
got 99 cents but the bitch aint one!!!
My rent aint paid, but my ride look nice!!!
FEMA hooked my shit up!
From the guy in the back, “This is the last time I hitchhike to a ying-yang twins concert.”
The Cash Money Menunaires
Over 2 served jail time…and counting
“Get the Cheeseburgers ready”
“Ok, when we pull up to Curves, those fat chicks wont know what hit ‘em”
Another batch of burnt fries
The ultimate pedofile ride…..with combined penis length in window!
Cruisin down the street in my McSix-fo…
Holla at ya clown!
You think this is funny now? The dude in the passenger’s seat is next in line to coach the Oakland Raiders
It’s so coooooold in the McD.
The Latest Hustle Sweeping Oakland Ca.
“We be selling Cheeseburgers and Crack Rocks”
A fathers worst nightmare! This pulling up to your house to pick up your teenage daughter”
The Bangbus Crew’s latest spinoff:
The Fatty Caddy.
I won at Monopoly from Mickey D’s, too bad it was freaking Baltic Ave. and Mediterranean!!!
It’s the perfect tool for a pedophile…
Damn, willis got it first
Supersize my rimz bioootch!
At least now the copz wont pull them over for bein a minority.
Btw. any1 noticed the striking similarity of the smiling driver and Ronald McDonald?
Behind the scenes picture of “Super-Size Me II- Rollin Like Ronny”.
..psshh…I’m ketchup motha fucka…
Feeling the food wasn’t killing them fast enough, these guys built the ultimate heart-attack mobile.
Only car in da hood that runs on cholesterol.
Employee of the month.
Guess who’s fast-food just got a little faster beotch!
Over 1 billion mutha fuckas served…with a cap in that ass.
This fastfood is GAURENTEED to run right through ya.
I think McDonald’s is dropping some pretty subtle hints about their meat with this picture of raw HORSE power.
McDizzle
I wouldnt buy that car if it was on the dollar menu
that dude from the leprechaun video finally got the gold, guess we all misunderstood him, or he didnt understand leprechauns?
I didnt realize they sold cars on the dollar menu.
Here’s my ID Officer, what seems to be the problem?
discount mercenaries
Funny shit is they will all order from the dollar menu…
Rollin’ on McDubbs.
in an attempt to widen customer base, mcdonalds has started the new “gangsta-ass” meal deal, complete with a dope ass ride and a 100 piece mcnuggets
McDonalds for life, fool!
Hey look, this playland has a dead hooker in the trunk.
Drive-thru, then a drive-by.
What the ghetto will look like if reparations get paid
yeah, when did the 3 pack of McNigglets get added to the dolla menu?
It is really sad when we live in a world where Ronald McDonald has to start a gang to protect his shit from the greedy bastards at McDonalds Corporate Headquarters! First they decided to take away a slice of cheese from a DOUBLE CHEESE burger to save money, now they decided to shrink him so he couldn’t defend himself. Sad, really sad.
Few people knew of the true humble beginnings of the Bronze Arches and Ronald “MACDaddy” Donald.
And the mothers of these 3 fine reprobates say in unison, “What a couple of McFuckin McIdiots!”
I am in awe that the camera-person was able to keep the camera steady enough to take a picture of the three stooges there. Seriously driver, what are you smiling about?
Damn, even Ronald McDonald gets carjacked…
Micky D or DIE FOOL!!
These guys went all out in trying to piss off their former employer…Burger King.
Hey bitches, I got me some Mickey D’s and a fridge stocked full of beverages…
Drive-by’s just aren’t the same now that the gangs have sponser deals…
Man, McDonalds has gone way down hill from the days when you’d get the Batmobile if you won the Monopoly game.
26 is the amount of double cheeseburger they had to eat in order for them to get a picture in the Mcshittyasscar
A major perk of being the employee of the month.
The unofficial best happy meal toy in McDonalds history
McGansta, Servin’ and Swervin’
Ronald McDonald in da house, Yô!
This is my Ronald sittin on 26s, wait till you see my Grimace on 30s!
Yes um I’ll have 3 MC Blunts and and A MC 40
I love the car its similar to my Panera bread mopad
Since the urban areas of our country are a little more street smart – kid touchers are getting more and more creative.
Nigga likes McChicken sandwiches.
This is the price that they reward those who win their monopoly game: a humiliating car.
How I show respect to the only white man that ain’t holding me down.
“Hey everybody, Calvin’s got a job.” “Alright Calvin.” McDonalds: diversity welcome in the pimpin community.
Look what came with my Happy Meal!
Exclusive photo of “MC D” flashing his gang’s sign shortly after a drive by shooting that left Reginald “The Burger” King and a suspected prostitute (known only as “Wendy”) dead.
Ronald McDonald custom car: $14,500
15 McRib sandwiches: $45
Public defender: $0
Thinking you could steal such a ridiculous looking car and actually get away with it: Priceless
Flossin’ after every meal, you’re doin’ it right!…Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah, I’m thuggin’ it!
Warning: Consuming excessive amounts of “Special Sauce” may impair judgment.
We doin Big Pimpin with Burgers and Cheese (check ‘em out now),
Big Pimpin on red and yellow 20′s
We doin Big Pimpin with Ron McDonie
It’s just that Hamburglar, Grimace and Mayor McCheese
Check em out now
Not the real…….insane clown posse!!
THIS is how Dollar Menuaires roll, supersize this, bitch!
for the drive-thru drive-by’s.
My mama got this car in the divorce settlement from Ronald baby gurl. Now we can go to McDonald’s and …’You can have whateva you like ‘(TI).
Dear Ronald,
Recently Macdonalds has encorporated a “Traveling Food Coach” and to make the employees more comfortable and excited about the job, they have place large Wheels on the car. It seems to have inspired the employees and now we even have a waiting list to man the vehicle. And don’t worry Jamal and Keyshawn are both out of Jail and they are in much better spirits after seeing the McCaddy as they like to call it.
Regards,
Houston TX Area Manager
Paul “One Tone” Wall
Try to catch me ridin Burgy
Ronald MAC-Donald, nigga. That’s right, nigga. In yo face, nigga. I got your Happy Meal right here, bitch. Right here in yo FACE. Limited edition plush Ronald McDonald, nigga. Limited. Edition. There’s only 1500 of these on the earth, son. And I got 18 more in the trunk. We rollin, nigga!
A rare view of the unmasked hamburglar in it’s native habitat.
Paint job $1000.00, 26″ Rims $1600.00, Ronald Mcdonald Clown free with Happy Meal, Driving around advertising for the only job we have ever had….. PRICELESS!!!
Yo, Check out this Ultra-Rare McButtPlugg…
We gonna drive by at the The King’s house. WHERES THE BEEF BIIIITTTCCCHHHH!!!!!!
Just drivin wit my homize. Get the munchies, gettin stoned.
Hit the $ menu, We be luvin this shit yo!
Peace
Who’d have known that when ronald mcdonald took all his clown makeup off.. he was really a negro from the hood!
That is my manager? Yeah, that is his company car, why? What the hell do you mean, “Where does he work?”
gonna get me riding Mc dirty
Nigga you smell like french fries
“Have you seen this dude in the monkey suit? Tell him his homegirl Grimace is looking for him. And tell that Hambugla, we gonna pop a cap in his ass!!”
No I’m sorry sir, I haven’t seen your lost clown.
DA MCRIBS ARE BACK!!!
Here is what they give to 1,000,000,000th customer at the Compton, California McDonalds.
Mickey G’s
McCrackalac
MTV suddenly doesn’t think it was a good idea to replace Xzibit with Ronald McDonald for the new season of ‘Pimp My Ride’.
Every Friday, R. Kelly (and friend) hand out free Happy Meals to the little girls.
Newest marketing slogan for mcdonald’s monopoly game: “How will you spend your $10,000?”
“Rollin’ down the street smokin’ endo eatin my MickyD’s… “
We like our bitches supersized! Yo!
Holy clown car Batman!
pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?
My name is MAcD.
I like the food so much ,I bought the company,You gonna like yo buger ,I guarnetee it. If not Ill bust a cap on yo ass..
Scnizzle my nizzle biotch…..
Somewhere in Darkest Kennth City
Imade your mom Consume excessive amounts of “Special Sauce last night
“Hell, its better then the back of a cop car!”
Since when were Obama rallies accepting corporate endorsements?
“ayo son…you seen da boys wid da red pigtails son? Yo if you do…tell em dis our street now and if dey wanna slang nuggets on our corner dey gonna hear from da 36th street McDisciples.”
When the police pulled over this car, only the midget redhead wasn’t arrested.
they can only pick up fat chicks with that ride… pimpin aint easy
Guess what they did with all the money they saved from buying off the dollar menu?
Man I had to save my food stamps for a year to get this bitch.
In all seriousness, what’s with the fucking McDonald’s car? Are they sponsored by McDonald’s? I see a Ritz cracker car and a Best Buy car driving around like this around my town all the time.
SAD, MOST SEXUAL ABUSE VICTIMS NEVER FORGET THIER ATTACKER.
“No. We don’t eat McDonalds. We’re on our way to Popeyes!”
Putt’n the MACK back in McDonalds.
Ronald’s illegitimate children will never let him forget!
Have you seen my daddy!
“To the local zoo, my good man!”
And then The King rolled up for a drive by, yet another sad case of fast food gang wars…
That’s what Willis was talkin bout.
“yo my boy T’s been workin’ on some sesame seeds for da’ top”
“Yo i started trickin’ this out to be the McPizza delivery car…”
“I’m a McMuffin-iare, i’m a young money McMuffin-iare”
“This locations open 24 hours baaaby”
Hey you guys wanna go to panda express tonight?
Always innovative, McDonalds in now field testing it’s new “Drive-By” service
Reperations hard at work.
Try to get in touch with a “more urban demographic” Mc Donald’s gave us this. Their first and only (failed attempt) “The Chicken McNuggers”
“Excuse me can you tell me how to get to the nearest Burger King?”
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“Why the fuck would I want to go McDonald’s? Oh I get it just cause I’m black I must want to go to McDonald’s or something? You racist Mother Fucker!”
My other car is a Happy Meal
Stolen? naw man, this is my dad’s MacRide…
McMillionaires!!!
Hello Police…This is Burger King, we just had a Drive-by shooting! What’s the Description of the Vehicle?..Ummmm….You’ll never believe me!!
Due to Hard economic times and competition from Burger King, McDonalds has had to resort to extreme methods to connect back to it’s customer base!
“ID LIKE A MCGRIDDLE AND AN 8 BALL THANK YOU.”
Could you imagine three grown men doing this? Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
You want fries with that?
Mayor McCheese’s plan to reduce crime gets mixed reactions from city council.
Mayor McCheese’s crime reduction plan gets mixed reactions from city council.
They’re Black… And American, What Do You Expect.
Dropping out to work at McDonald’s rules, I got regional manager and a company car!
McDouchebags on wheels.
In a new effort to boost sales amid an oncoming recession, McDonalds has released a new happy meal with a bigger and better toy.
In other news, Ronald McDonald is currently recovering from several bullet wounds after being carjacked three nights ago.
As the bloods drove by flashing their new corporate sponsored doll at me, I regretted my recent decision to join the crips…
Ever since the Hamburgalar joined that gang he has not been a very good roll model for kids.
Uhhhm yeeeea i’ll have…. One Pound McWeed no stems no seeds, Two grams McCoke no soda, annnnnd a McExtacy extra MDMA…. To go…. extra napkins please.
Two all beef homies, special sauce, jigga please, pickles-onions on a nappy seed gun.
” Happy-Wheels”.
Ronald Mc’ Motha Fuckin Donald gonna bust a cap in yo motha fuckin ass
Deez Mc Hoes betta have my Mc Dollas!!!
McCrips is the new hottest happy meal in town, you feel me?
Who’s your Big Mac Daddy…Beeatch?!?!?
This is why we cant have nice things.
“You got cheeseburgers?”
“NOPE. We got spaghetti! anndddd blankets. we are not affiliated with that clown.”
“Hey, guys… Who’s up for some Taco Bell?”
*GUNSHOT*
Even with Calvin’s promotion to manager, he has not forgotten where he has come from.
With Obama’s spread the wealth plan, here’s where Joe the Plumbers wealth went!!!
*cough* that’ll be $25 for a mcnugget of some good shit
the economy is so bad ronald had to file chapter 11 and auction off some assets
Yea Mang, Ronald McNeezy is my nagga
With Obama’s new spread the wealth plan, here’s where” joe the plumbers “wealth went!!!
The last time Ronald McDonald races for pinks!
Yo! Rondald McPimpin’ Dawg!
These guys’ll never get pulled over for no reason…
What you don’t know is that, the car is stolen .
VH1 Presents: Where Are They Now? Boyz II Men Edition.
“…………Fuck Chucke Cheese, Homie!”
Shortly after,sadly,children’s birthday parties where never the same.
Officer, you profilin’.
Thug-life? Nah, McNugg-life!
Who ever said that we need welfare reform?
Hey, Its the Buick McRib-iera !
Mickey D’s ?
Nope!
More like Mickey G’s
Cheese up, Hoes down!
…this’ll definitely get us McNuggets 4 life!!
Yeeeaa boyyy! Represent!!
Tryin’ to go legit the Bloods get corporate sponsorship.
McPimpin aint easy!
No, it’s not Ronald that’s in the Happy Meal, it’s the car!
How the pedophiles roll in the hood. Hey little boy you want to see my nuggets?
A new spin on the man with candy in his van. Except it’s hamburgers and clowns.
What you Pimp is What you Represent, it’s a McThuuuuuug’d out ride fur real!
Badahbahbahbah, I’m driving it!
I thought black dudes only ate at Burger King…
maybe if we show our loyality by painting our car like this, we might get promoted to middle management
this photo was taken only seconds before BK’s The King t-boned the McDonalds thugs in a drunken rage yelling something about “Supersizing his dick”
Yo’ Ronald, Thanxs fo’ “Biggie Size n” my order!
Driver: Yeah uh, I would like 2 orders of watermellon, a large bucket of fried chicken, and two extra large grape drinks.
Employee: We don’t serve that here.
Driver: What do you mean you don’t serve that here?
Passenger: I tol you not ta beleiv that nigga Tyrone, now watta we gonna eat?
Employee: We just brought back the Mcribb
Passenger: Is dat like pork.
Employee: Yes
Both men: We’ll take a million of dem!
Congratulations to the Millionth Customer You Got Served
NWA’s early years, here you see a rare 1986 photo from Nickelodeon’s “McNuggets With Attitude”.
Throw some Mickie “D’s” on that bitch
“In today’s news, McDonald’s advertising budget has taken a huge hit”