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“Hey lady, I may look like an Oompa Loompa but I’ll show you the REAL Underworld.”
Even though the legs next to me are longer than I am tall, even though the ass in front of me is more perfect than a blowjob at a baseball game, It still really really sucks to be a fat ginger kid.
The former Garbage Pail Kid “Frank Freckles” has been stalking Beckinsale for years.
Hey red who peed on your head?
I can’t wait to hit that in 10 years… O’Doyle rules!
Gate: “No, I said I SPORTED a little red chub looking at Kate Beckinsale, not supported…”
“HEY KATE!!!!……KATE!!!!”….”Im the new carrot top in town” “and yes of course I have a red haired nut sac.
lol, looks like the kid from bad santa
He winked at her and said, “Hey Kate the rug matches the carpet!”
Why would you ever try to look like posh spice, take some anti-depressants and get over it. Your RICH BITCH!!
“”HEY KATE!!!!KATE!!!!.Im the new carrot top in town “and yes of course I have a red haired nut sac.”
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG IM SO FUCKING HIGH AND THAT JUST MADE SPIT MY BEER ALL OVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN
“Gingers! They’ve returned to the public view. Whiter, fatter, and redder than ever!”
Police are said to be shocked at the audacity of Carrot-Top The Skirt Thief after his latest brazen attack
“Hey Kate! Remember me? Your Cabbage Patch Kid! Squeeze me again.”
i wonder if anyone will notice when i whip it out
Don’t feed the Gingers…
I love chocolate candy with a vanilla center.
Redhead: “I am so going to be the best frickin’ ice skater… EVER!”
A sprinkle of Carrot Top, a dash of Danny Bonaduce, mix in a pinch of Kate Beckinsale bake for 9months and you get! A 3-way love child that isn’t human!
Here we see the precise moment little Scott Thompson Jr. enters puberty. Unlocking his desire to ‘hit that’ and tapping in to the mandrill like rage that dormant in all gingers until their time of becoming.
Chucky… The later years
man that hamburger patty stuck to her back looks fuckin sweet. I bet she doesn’t even know it’s there.
And yes, o’doyles do rule.
Kid wants the buns, she needs the burger
“Thats right bitch, make me that money”
That bitch said she was going to wear khakis and a striped shirt too…now im the one who looks stupid
I’m gonna eat you! come baaaaack !!! i’m gonna eat youuuuuu
“And the Ginger said to himself, ‘Yes. She will be mine.’ “
“I hope no one notices this dildo in my ass.”
Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart.
Problem Child 6: The Quest for Kate’s taint!!
What’s my wife doing there?
Though Bubble from boy: “Fuck. My head is almost as big as my boner right now”
Shocking photos of a love child between Chris Farley and Orphan Annie appear as Kate Beckinsale poses for Chinese cameramen
And to think I really thought this Mini-Danny Bonaduce blowup doll was going to get me laid! Back to the drawing board…Man I’m sick of fucking dolls!
I’m never going to the Neverland Ranch again.
“Yeah walk away! can’t touch this… Minion! stare her down for she cannot handle the force that is me”
Gingernut quietly plotted the murder of Kate after realising the girl to his left, the love of his life, was actually a dyke and was checking out Kate’s ass.
Hey mom i thought you said we were going to the Simply Red concert
This still is from Kate Beckinsales new movie “So I married an ax murder 2…sputniks revenge.”
“I FOUND MY SPECIAL PURPOSE”
helloooo?….is it me your looking fooooor?….
The reincarnated pharaoh wants back in his tomb.
It’s sad that this is as close as they let that ginger Partidge kid to a red carpet. It had such potential.
Kate Beckinsale being surrounded by children of the corn
somethings gotta give…
Thought bubble from kid ‘Hey bitch, wanna check out a REAL red carpet?’
Rocky Dennis, age 9.
Even the classiest of today’s youth are waiting patiently for Kate Beckinsale, to talk more about her (self proclaimed) best feature. Her “twat”.
“ok mom it worked…I’ll go to fat camp.”
” I want one” !!
In this ep of Quantum Leap…Sam has to figure out how to impregnate a famous hollywood star…