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lady in green shirt: “i give it a ten, a fucking ten”
now he knows what it feels like when superman cums on his face.
For halloween I’m going to be CRAZY BAT MAN look at me I got a BAT on my FACE!!
My name is not Barroids, its Barry, Barry Bonds.
Who brought the Raiders fan to a baseball game? I told you not to buy him a bat.
The potential risks of being an ass man…
It only took one toss for Ted to find out that someone had switched his peanuts with baseball bats. Unfortunately it was one toss too many…..
Peanuts! Peanuts here!
Baseball bats! Get your regulation size baseball bats!
God I love baseball.
And that was the day Paddy O’Toole learned his lucky Ireland shirt wasn’t so lucky.
Man! Every time I go to a Dodgers game I get jacked in the face.
And that’s how Texas Rangers’ Scream Squad learned that “The Lumber Launcher” would never rival the T-Shirt Cannon in terms of popularity.
“Hmmmph…. This is the biggest piece of wood I’ve ever been slapped in the face with.”
ouch
weather forecast – raining bat
While everyone else ducked for cover, Barry’s gaze never left the huge tits in row 6.
Damn thats the biggest mushroom stamp I’ve seen since Biggy Johnson in Cell Block C
“BATZILLLA!!!!!!!”
Everybody told him he wasn’t involved in the game… now we know for sure.
The guy on the top in the black shirt kinda looks like me
I better fucking be #1 on ESPN’s Top Ten tonight!
woman documents amazing events using etch-a-sketch and gets close up.
dude, you’re supposed to get the wood in my mouth
dude, you’re supposed to get the wood in my mouth!
father saves himself by pushing baby infront of flying bat. baby sees god.
yeah people, go ahead and stare. you act like you’ve never seen a guy with a bat growing out of his chin. Jesus, take a picture why don’t ya!
As he was carried onto an ambulance, Roger Clemens approached him and was heard saying, “Sorry, man… I thought that was the ball!”
Based on that kind of injury, steroids would have helped the guy throw that witchy-looking lady in the direction of the flying bat to protect himself. I like steroids.
and God smited those who would not raise their hands in his name!
Man on top of photo in black ” Thats what you get when you go against the family”
Noone ever seemed to take well to John’s new facial prosthetic
Look at that baby go flying because her wuss father valued his protection of hers.
“I keiss joo… Muah!”
“Last one to raise their hands gets a facial deformity!”
“Root against the home team in LA and see what happens you old bitch” Said disdainful ginger kid, pictured bottom center.
Dont be scared I’m Batman!
FAIL.
The ghost of Bob’s deceased wife showed up at the game to let him know just how much she disapproves of his new girlfriend.
Nobody was more surprised than Bob when the ghost of his recently deceased wife showed up for opening day and found he’d already replaced her.
“Throw your hands in the air like you just dont care!”
OR
Girl at the bottom in the middle: “Damn that boy in row 10 looks sexxeeee… I jus wanna eat him with a pound of gravy and some of dat chikin.
And I had to switch sets with that damn bitch.
That answer is…..False.
Excuse me, do I have a mark on my face. It doesn’t hurt here or here. But It really hurts right here.
I guess it’s better than balls hitting him in the chin…
bamm right in the kissa!
Balls on the chin wouldnt feel so bad right now!
Find Grandma’s Nipple, (Don’t let the guy getting whackend in the face distract you.) Ready… Set… GO!!!
You’re not superman you know!
Unknown man shocks crowd at Dodgers game when he reveals his new baseball ball bat lip piercing.
As it was too late, Invisible Man confused this man with the Green Lantren.
Peanuts, popcorn, jawbreakers…
Caught with his hands in his pants!
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
“this is still better dental care than we get back in ireland”
Somebody get that man a Guinness!!!!
as a dodgers fan, im accustomed to having to take one on the chin from time to time, but this is ridiculous…
One day after having the wires removed from his broken jaw he suffered during a tragic mini-putt accident, Roy decided to take in a ball game.
The Rapture has arrived and the Lord hath returned.
Guy turned around with the water bottle in hand – “Yeah bitch, talk about my mom some more…How do ya like them apples!!”
Dark lord of the underworld, Xenixouitis, sits proudly front row center, as she creates fear and havoc using her magical ginger powers.
Shit, someone already gave a caption about that ginger troll kid. Scratch mine from the list.
BREAKING NEWS—we now have a photograph of the incident that decapitaed yet another an elderly woman with saggie boobs in maryland…authorities are working round the clock to catch the “flap jack” killer…..”the chubby aloof girl in the front row was taken into cusotdy…no further comment by police.
decapitated
“Aww I hate this next batter, he swings like a little bitc-…”
FATALITY!
Elephant Man…Meet Bat
say hello to my little friend
I gotta say, this isn’t the kind of facial from a thick piece of wood I’m usually into it. But I could get used to it.
YOU SEE WARRIORS! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ORPHANS!
*sorry couldn’t remember any lines from the baseball fags. Ajax kicked all of their asses anyway.
The owners of the ballpark found out the hard way that you can never substitute Peanut Vendors with Batboys.
Cleverly using his freakish baseball bat-like tongue Phil tries to get the wave going.
“I’m use to wood being slapped on the face with wood, but this is ridiculous!!!”
“i dont know man every week i try and try and try and no matter what i do its just not good enough…i guess after not winning the soccer game….i guess..well i just lost it”…This was the comment from the anonymous blogger who …seen here…tried to attack the judge of holy tacos “GIVE A WEDNESDAY” contest by throwing a souvenier bat at her….The lady judge ..who used to wite for ACCORDING TO JIM..and THE NANNY… was released from the hospital with minor injuries.
whoops write
“AND DOWN GOES FRAZIERRRR!”
man that little red head girl on the bottom looks like she’s oblivious of the situation around her.
The Invisible Man: Where’s my money grandpa, huh?! Where’s my friggin money?!
Not a caption. Just an observation. Anyone else love that the fat broad behind him is trying to protect herself with a pizza box?
HHHMMMM…. Bat day, that ought to be fun, but I thought they gave them out at the door
“I AM BAT-MAN” “AND AUTISTIC KIDS LOVE THEM SOME BAT-MAN”
muahahahahahahahahahah
POW! Right in the kisser!
Nosebleed section indeed.
MAN TESTS CHIN MUSKET AT LOCAL GAME
Is there something on my face?
Hallelujah, praise the Lord!
*some churches participate in snake-handling. This one handles baseball bats. with the face.*
saint patty’s day is over asshole
st patty’s say is over, asshole
Too bad that bat didn’t hit Gibson in the balls. F*ck the Dodgers.
And you are the weakest link!
The red head says, “No point in looking back, that guy is fucked!”
“I love being slapped in the face with big hard wood.”
“Gunless, Dick Cheney was forced to throw a bat at an old man’s face this past weekend.”
That’s right grandma, RAISE THE ROOF!! RAISE THE ROOOO……..
If that were Chuck Norris that bat would have been firewood
While everyone else in the shot is reacting to the man being pelted with a baseball bat, the fat little ginger at the bottom is just trying to find the hotdog guy. Goddamned hotdog guy…
“Bob, this is God. I have a mission for you…..Bob?”
Meanwhile, I’d love to see an aftermath shot… like, did people crawl over the guys lifeless body for the bat, or what?
-DT
And I could have had a V8 instead!
Last time I had to pay Kristin “Billie Davis to hit me this hard.
BATS, GET YOUR HARD WOODEN BATS RIGHT HER…..HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
I had to pay Kristin “Billie Davis up to five thousand dollars for this much pain.
I got it!
this is what happens when Robin cheats on Batman
Woot! Souvenir!
Ticket: 60.00
Peanuts: 5.00
Getting beaned in the face by a bat because you were too busy watching two men 2 rows in front of you instead of the game: Priceless.
The baseball looking goiter spranq from Ted’s jaw with such ferocity, the crowd could only react by instinct and throw up their arms in a feeble hope of protection, all except little red-headed Jessica, who thought the crowd’s reaction was juvenile.
Hands?
I’ll catch this with my FACE!
Headshot
364 more days till next year’s hockey tryouts. Gotta toughen up!
The invisible man attacks!!!
Ok, so the next time I wish for a nice, big, hard, piece of wood slapped across my face, I’ll be a little more specific!
Dude: I hear it’s Ok to wack off in public
God: Take that bitch!
to get fans more interested in the game mlb execs agreed that tossing the bats into the crowd after every at bat might not be the way to go
check out the guy on the left, he’s pushing his baby towards the bat with one hand and covering his face with the other….
“I’m too young to die, take the baby!”